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K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« on: March 26, 2022, 09:42:58 AM »

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Jets announced they have signed former Cowboys’ K Greg Zuerlein.

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2022, 09:44:23 AM »
Zuerlein and Eddy P.

Finally a real kicking competition?

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2022, 09:52:43 AM »
Good.  I hope Eddy wins it, but finally an old vet who's been there.  Worth nothing, if Eddy doesn't win, there no dead money so that's good.

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2022, 09:59:47 AM »
I called this back in Feb....

I guess JD reads my emails after all...
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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2022, 10:00:39 AM »
82.9% FG over the last two seasons. Missed 6 FGs and 6 PATs last year. Might suddenly remember how to be good again because kickers are fucked up weirdos like goalies, but I won't hold my breath.
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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2022, 10:01:49 AM »
82.9% FG over the last two seasons. Missed 6 FGs and 6 PATs last year. Might suddenly remember how to be good again because kickers are fucked up weirdos like goalies, but I won't hold my breath.
Hes got the physical tools...let's hope Boyer can unlock his confidence
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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2022, 10:14:43 AM »
Hes got the physical tools...let's hope Boyer can unlock his confidence
Boyer hasn't unlocked excrement with kickers so far.

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2022, 10:17:36 AM »
Boyer hasn't unlocked excrement with kickers so far.

i think you spew negativity more than you fart....which i thought was physically impossible for you.
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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2022, 10:18:26 AM »
Hope this brings the kicking game up to.....average

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2022, 10:21:01 AM »
i think you spew negativity more than you fart....which i thought was physically impossible for you.
I agree, but we haven't had a decent kicker in forever.  I don't ask for much, just a kicker who can reliably hit from 40 yards.  I don't care if he can kick it to the moon.

I never asked for much from punt returners, just don't muff the freaking kick.  That prayer has been answered.

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2022, 10:24:24 AM »
I agree, but we haven't had a decent kicker in forever.  I don't ask for much, just a kicker who can reliably hit from 40 yards.  I don't care if he can kick it to the moon.


In 2017, Zuerlein's FG% was 95% (38 of 40), and led the league in scoring.  I'm hoping this is the guy we signed, and not the bum he was in Dallas.
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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2022, 10:56:33 AM »
82.9% FG over the last two seasons. Missed 6 FGs and 6 PATs last year. Might suddenly remember how to be good again because kickers are fucked up weirdos like goalies, but I won't hold my breath.

He had back surgery last offseason which may have had an adverse effect on his performance last year.

Hopefully he's 100% now.

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2022, 11:03:05 AM »
It's not his most consequential mistake, but Douglas' most obvious mistake as GM has been neglecting kicking competition in training camp.  Really glad to see two kickers on the roster heading into the summer.

My money's on Pineiro. 

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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2022, 11:22:49 AM »
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#Jets deal for Greg Zuerlein is for one year & worth up to $2.75 million.
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Re: K Greg "Legatron" Zuerlein
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2022, 11:35:39 AM »
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#Jets deal for Greg Zuerlein is for one year & worth up to $2.75 million.
Looks like he and Eddy would make about the same thing this year, so money doesn't factor in.

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