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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1035 on: March 10, 2019, 09:25:06 PM »
A couple of guys told me I was too uptight at the poker table, so now I’m 7 drinks deep and up $400.

Apparently drinking helps.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1036 on: March 11, 2019, 12:39:51 PM »
My wife and I started drinking yesterday afternoon around 4. By the time we finished at around 11PM, we had killed a 750ml bottle of wine, plus an entire 4L jug of Carlo Rossi. And I had a glass of Glennfiddich as well. Neither of us knows how we don't currently have alcohol poisoning.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1037 on: March 16, 2019, 11:37:08 PM »
Yes
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1038 on: July 19, 2019, 03:12:28 PM »
Yerrrr
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1039 on: July 19, 2019, 05:29:49 PM »

Yesssssssss
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1040 on: December 17, 2019, 09:59:51 AM »
Had our company holiday party last night. After 3 generous glasses of Glenfiddich, 2 glasses of Cabernet, and 2 Becks, I went to the afterparty where I had (I was told) 5 glasses of Jameson. Got home at 2:45, got up at 6:30, sitting at my desk now wondering whether I'm still drunk or just need a nap.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1041 on: December 17, 2019, 10:45:13 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on December 17, 2019, 09:59:51 AM
Had our company holiday party last night. After 3 generous glasses of Glenfiddich, 2 glasses of Cabernet, and 2 Becks, I went to the afterparty where I had (I was told) 5 glasses of Jameson. Got home at 2:45, got up at 6:30, sitting at my desk now wondering whether I'm still drunk or just need a nap.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1042 on: January 29, 2020, 07:03:56 PM »
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1043 on: March 28, 2020, 06:59:28 PM »
Found a little bit of years old Sortilège in the back of my fridge. Smells like grain alcohol now.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1044 on: March 28, 2020, 07:00:12 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 28, 2020, 06:59:28 PM
Found a little bit of years old Sortilège in the back of my fridge. Smells like grain alcohol now.
Hand sanitizer ftw
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1045 on: March 28, 2020, 07:06:02 PM »
Plus side of this whole quarantine thing is you can start to drink at like 3pm every day
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Quote from: dcm1602 on December 27, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1046 on: March 28, 2020, 07:26:39 PM »
I combined one shot of Sortilège and one shot of Cowboy Coffee liqueur and it is phenomenal.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1047 on: March 28, 2020, 07:27:00 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 28, 2020, 07:06:02 PM
Plus side of this whole quarantine thing is you can start to drink at like 3pm every day
Quarantine rules = airport rules. 9am drinking is acceptable.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1048 on: March 28, 2020, 07:27:02 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 28, 2020, 07:06:02 PM
Plus side of this whole quarantine thing is you can start to drink at like 3pm every day
I don't log off work until 3:30 sir.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1049 on: March 28, 2020, 09:04:52 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 28, 2020, 07:27:02 PM
I don't log off work until 3:30 sir.

I don't log off until at least 4:30.

I started drinking with my wife at 2 on Friday. #WFHFTW
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well
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