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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1020 on: September 21, 2018, 04:37:24 PM »
In the Outer Banks at a conference.  4 Scottish Ales in.  I have forgotten about last night.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1021 on: September 21, 2018, 04:48:50 PM »
Opened my first beer during a conference call around 2:30 this afternoon. Still at my desk. Beer #4 is halfway done.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1022 on: September 21, 2018, 06:03:42 PM »
I was too sad to drink so now I’m drinking to numb the sadness
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1023 on: September 21, 2018, 06:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on September 21, 2018, 04:48:50 PM
Opened my first beer during a conference call around 2:30 this afternoon. Still at my desk. Beer #4 is halfway done.

Damn that’s pretty dope. Not the part where you’re still at work
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1024 on: September 21, 2018, 06:06:50 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on September 21, 2018, 06:03:42 PM
I was too sad to drink so now I’m drinking to numb the sadness
Beer fixes everything.  Shut up and drink you poopchute.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1025 on: September 21, 2018, 06:25:50 PM »
Bewbs.  I heart bewbs.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1026 on: September 21, 2018, 06:33:13 PM »
I have a Mickey of Gretzky’s whiskey...I’m pretending it was strained through Paulina’s pubes.

Bottoms up, chaps.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1027 on: September 21, 2018, 06:56:48 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 21, 2018, 06:33:13 PM
I have a Mickey of Gretzky’s whiskey...I’m pretending it was strained through Paulina’s pubes.

Bottoms up, chaps.
Drink up. It's probably strained through Jaromir Jagr's derriere hairs.  Either way, cheers!
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1028 on: September 21, 2018, 07:11:38 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on September 21, 2018, 06:04:10 PM
Damn that’s pretty dope. Not the part where you’re still at work

My office is in the basement of my house. Sucks to be working late, but quarter end is gonna quarter end. At least I'm at home.
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1029 on: March 09, 2019, 08:04:44 AM »
A tradition unlike any other- I’m headed into downtown Hartford for the St. Patty’s Day Parade wearing a Jets jersey where I will undoubtedly be heckled by douchey patriots fans. Usually I retort by one of the following: calling them a Pink hat (ultimate insult to a NE sports fan), say “pats fan since ‘01, am I right?” or ask them to name the QB before brady.

This year I think I’m gonna go with “Tom Brady fucks his kids”
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1030 on: March 09, 2019, 01:02:43 PM »
2 jets fans so far, no pats fans
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1031 on: March 09, 2019, 01:45:45 PM »
Me and this dude in a Darnold Jersey are doing the Jets chant in Celtics fans faces. Jets fans taking over CT
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1032 on: March 09, 2019, 05:08:17 PM »
Travis Scott is performing in hartford tonight so that made for an interesting demographic
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1033 on: March 09, 2019, 05:19:03 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 09, 2019, 05:08:17 PM
Travis Scott is performing in hartford tonight so that made for an interesting demographic
Kylie’s funbags?
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Re: Drunk thread
« Reply #1034 on: March 09, 2019, 07:31:34 PM »
I should not still be awake and I am going to pay for it in the form of puking my brains out tomorrow. Warning to my future self
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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