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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2021, 04:38:25 PM »
Ammendola better sadly
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2021, 06:05:13 PM »
I like this signing
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2021, 08:02:18 PM »
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5th in lowest return rate allowed (32.3%)
7th in hang time (4.44 seconds)
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Lol why was this guy available
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2021, 08:11:47 PM »
Lol why was this guy available

Saints cut him because of money, don't know why no one picked him up.
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2021, 08:51:35 PM »
Isn’t he like 36 or 37 years old? I imagine his leg strength is falling off which is why he was on the market. But I bet he can teach Braden a thing or two while he’s out
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2021, 09:14:29 PM »
We worked out Lachlan Edwards today lmao
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2021, 09:20:39 PM »
We worked out Lachlan Edwards today lmao

I guess when compared to Morstead they found his performance to be lachluster.
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2021, 05:03:20 AM »
I guess when compared to Morstead they found his performance to be lachluster.

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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2021, 06:32:12 PM »
Supposedly was battling an undisclosed back injury in 2020. 

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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2021, 09:13:26 PM »
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I can’t explain how awesome it was to see @jhardee_19
 today. He has blossomed into a tremendous leader and I’m honored to be his teammate. A familiar face was a welcome sight.
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2021, 08:19:06 AM »
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1457713689285464070?t=3QEWp7XgpjlIfVWGWVqrUg&s=19

Good dude, punted well for us.  excrement, I wouldn't have cared I'd they bailed on Mann for his old derriere.  Punters can keep going till they are 40.

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Re: Jets bring back P Thomas Morstead
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2021, 08:29:00 AM »
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1457713689285464070?t=3QEWp7XgpjlIfVWGWVqrUg&s=19

Good dude, punted well for us.  excrement, I wouldn't have cared I'd they bailed on Mann for his old derriere.  Punters can keep going till they are 40.


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