Just had an epic fud disaster in the kitchen.
My wife is sick, which meant I was cooking dinner. I had already reheated the leftover Chinese food for lunch, so I had to cook something new.
My cooking skills have severely atrophied in the last 5 years as a result of cohabitation, so the best I could muster was tomato soup with ramen noodles and a grilled cheese for her, and boxed mac n cheese for me. Cooking her meal went well... and then I started mine.
I boiled the little shell pasta and drained it. Put a little milk and butter in the pan, cut open the packet of cheese dust and just as I got to the stove my hand slipped and
freaking.
CHEESE.
DUST.
EVERYWHERE.