So here's the plan, I'll get custom molds made, put them in a Godiva box and leave them in the kitchen work..... profit!
Or, just buy some cheap chocolates, let them get warm and soft, then press each one firmly against your butthole before returning it to the box. Put the box in the fridge for a couple of hours until they firm up, then leave in the kitchen for your coworkers to help themselves. Cheaper and much more satisfying.