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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #405 on: May 06, 2022, 01:12:46 PM »
He always looks like he just ate a lemon, a total sour puss.
Who was the player who called him Dick? Was it Lawson?

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #406 on: May 06, 2022, 03:15:20 PM »
Who was the player who called him Dick? Was it Lawson?

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #407 on: May 06, 2022, 03:31:33 PM »
Dick Cimini was just on NFL radio on SXM and man that dude just loves being a pessimist. I mean I get it, covering this team as long as he has, it makes sense, but even after this draft (which he graciously gave JD an A for) to say we're still at the bottom of the AFC seems extreme.



It's not

We were projected tog get 5 wins before the draft, now we're at 7.

Zach Wilsons play is probably the difference maker between us being a 5 win team and a 10 win team.

But until he proves it, you can't give him the benefit of the doubt.

I don't think it's unreasonable to expect the Jets to finish last in the division this year, although I'd say we probably have a better team top to bottom than New England.

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #408 on: May 06, 2022, 03:32:18 PM »
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Re: The Jets Beat
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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #411 on: June 15, 2022, 12:23:22 PM »
Good, freak off. Wonder what kind of clown they get next.
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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #412 on: June 15, 2022, 12:25:24 PM »
Good, freak off. Wonder what kind of clown they get next.
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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #413 on: June 15, 2022, 12:31:09 PM »
Good, freak off. Wonder what kind of clown they get next.
Yep.  He was the (off the field) Herschel Walker of reporters.  Too dumb for the job.

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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #414 on: June 15, 2022, 02:09:21 PM »
Good...get out.
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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #415 on: June 15, 2022, 02:12:02 PM »
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Re: The Jets Beat
« Reply #418 on: June 20, 2022, 09:58:20 AM »
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Honestly can we fire him from the beat simply for creepily knowing everyone’s damn birthdays?
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Re: The Jets Beat
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