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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1230 on: January 14, 2021, 09:51:33 AM »
Saleh would be the Jets coach to look most like me in history.

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He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1231 on: January 14, 2021, 09:52:33 AM »
I would almost take this personally but I'm pretty much done coaching so I'll let it slide.

When I was forced into coaching JV basketball my first year, we went up against 6 bald coaches in a row. 

Undefeated.  Dome domination. 
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1232 on: January 14, 2021, 09:52:34 AM »
I would almost take this personally but I'm pretty much done coaching so I'll let it slide.

Saleh would be the Jets coach to look most like me in history.

Having met you, I can agree that both you and Robert Saleh are similarly follicly challenged. There the resemblance ends.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1233 on: January 14, 2021, 10:11:37 AM »
Hire Dabo Swinney so Trevor Lawrence forces a trade to us then fire Dabo Swinney and send him back to Clemson

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Let's wait until Clemson hires his replacement and then fire him so he has to take a job at FAU.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1234 on: January 14, 2021, 10:21:14 AM »
I'd much rather have the Shanahan offense in NY.  An offense that has always been good.
This is why I went from Daboll #1 to sign Saleh

I have the utmost faith in that system and if Saleh brings someone who Kyle Shanahan has had in his back pocket for 4 to 6 years

I'm comfortable with that

I like Daboll because I tjink.you get Ken Dorsey as a package deal at OC

So if you're skeptic of Daboll you know you're getting a guy who can still work with QBs while Daboll manages the staff



All that being said I love the idea of the Shanahan system since RPO and spread has led to weaker OL

Get some hogs and run it

Just slam it down peoples throats and get a mobile qb who can hit short to intermediate nice with the occasional deep ball

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1235 on: January 14, 2021, 10:28:01 AM »
This is why I went from Daboll #1 to sign Saleh

I have the utmost faith in that system and if Saleh brings someone who Kyle Shanahan has had in his back pocket for 4 to 6 years

I'm comfortable with that

I like Daboll because I tjink.you get Ken Dorsey as a package deal at OC

So if you're skeptic of Daboll you know you're getting a guy who can still work with QBs while Daboll manages the staff



All that being said I love the idea of the Shanahan system since RPO and spread has led to weaker OL

Get some hogs and run it

Just slam it down peoples throats and get a mobile qb who can hit short to intermediate nice with the occasional deep ball


All of these are reasons why I would like to dive into the young Shanny's coaching tree.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1236 on: January 14, 2021, 10:30:21 AM »
He does not have an earring

They can come out and go back in, it's remarkable.

When I was forced into coaching JV basketball my first year, we went up against 6 bald coaches in a row. 

Undefeated.  Dome domination. 

Nice work. I'd coach hoops again under the right circumstances, softball is over my head now. They're playing HS ball, need actual softball coaches.

Having met you, I can agree that both you and Robert Saleh are similarly follicly challenged. There the resemblance ends.

You missed the disclaimer, compared to any other Jets coach. I've only seen pictures of Saleh.
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1237 on: January 14, 2021, 10:33:54 AM »
They can come out and go back in, it's remarkable

Saleh does not have an earring
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1238 on: January 14, 2021, 10:38:02 AM »
Saleh does not have an earring

might have a rooster ring. Better deploy puck to make sure.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1239 on: January 14, 2021, 11:23:10 AM »
Looking like Saleh, Smith, Daboll.  Choose your weapon.  I'm guessing it's Daboll>Saleh>Smith with the Jets.  I don't know, just a hunch.

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1240 on: January 14, 2021, 11:24:41 AM »
This is why I went from Daboll #1 to sign Saleh

I have the utmost faith in that system and if Saleh brings someone who Kyle Shanahan has had in his back pocket for 4 to 6 years

I'm comfortable with that

I like Daboll because I tjink.you get Ken Dorsey as a package deal at OC

So if you're skeptic of Daboll you know you're getting a guy who can still work with QBs while Daboll manages the staff



All that being said I love the idea of the Shanahan system since RPO and spread has led to weaker OL

Get some hogs and run it

Just slam it down peoples throats and get a mobile qb who can hit short to intermediate nice with the occasional deep ball
I think I have a Ken Dorsey rookie card somewhere. It was a picture of him in shorts at training camp.

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1241 on: January 14, 2021, 11:26:35 AM »
Saleh does not have an earring

Neither do I right now. Only on game days when I can annoy uptight people.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1242 on: January 14, 2021, 11:27:49 AM »
I think I have a Ken Dorsey rookie card somewhere. It was a picture of him in shorts at training camp.

Ken Dorsey's offensive line was so good at Miami that he didn't get sacked for an entire season.  Easily the best team I've ever watched. 
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1243 on: January 14, 2021, 11:29:39 AM »
Neither do I right now. Only on game days when I can annoy uptight people.
I'm gonna wear a monocle to the next tailgate so it can fall into my drink when I see your earring again.

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #1244 on: January 14, 2021, 11:34:13 AM »
I haven't worn an earring in close to three decades, but I still have a lump in my ear where the hole was. Don't know if I could still get one through, but I might have to try just to see what my wife says. I think I'd look quite spiffy with a diamond stud.
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