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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #675 on: December 21, 2020, 07:23:52 AM »
That team sucked in 2014.  Those players finally got tired of his excrement.  He tried to make a power play and they got rid of him.

"Half a decade" = one season of Tomsula and one season of Kelly

I wish we only sucked for "half a decade"
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #676 on: December 21, 2020, 07:38:17 AM »
That team sucked in 2014.  Those players finally got tired of his excrement.  He tried to make a power play and they got rid of him.

"Half a decade" = one season of Tomsula and one season of Kelly

I wish we only sucked for "half a decade"

Half a decade equals five years, I'm not conjuring up random methods of measurement here.

He tried to make a power play that in hindsight he should've probably gotten considering how well Baalke did when Harbaugh got fired. Coaches usually get more personnel power when they go to dumpster fires and turn it around in a very big way.


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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #677 on: December 21, 2020, 08:28:39 AM »
That team sucked in 2014.  Those players finally got tired of his excrement.  He tried to make a power play and they got rid of him.

"Half a decade" = one season of Tomsula and one season of Kelly

I wish we only sucked for "half a decade"
Oh man. I forgot Tomsula existed. Remember some people actually defended that?

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #678 on: December 21, 2020, 08:39:29 AM »
Jack Del Rio
Jeff Fisher
Jim Harbaugh (maybe)
Mike Tice
Bill OBrien
Rob Chudzinski
John Fox
Lovie Smith
Leslie Frazier
Raheem Morris
Dan Quinn
Jim Caldwell


Just trying to think of all the "retread slop" the Johnsons will pick from now that our golden ticket is toast.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #679 on: December 21, 2020, 08:40:35 AM »
 
Jack Del Rio
Jeff Fisher
Jim Harbaugh (maybe)
Mike Tice
Bill OBrien
Rob Chudzinski
John Fox
Lovie Smith
Leslie Frazier


Just trying to think of all the "retread slop" the Johnsons will pick from now that our golden ticket is toast.

Don’t forget Raheem Morris
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #680 on: December 21, 2020, 08:41:55 AM »

Don’t forget Raheem Morris


added to the list


can't forget Dan Quinn either.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #681 on: December 21, 2020, 08:42:11 AM »
Half a decade equals five years, I'm not conjuring up random methods of measurement here.

He tried to make a power play that in hindsight he should've probably gotten considering how well Baalke did when Harbaugh got fired. Coaches usually get more personnel power when they go to dumpster fires and turn it around in a very big way.



Yeah man, they got to a Super Bowl five years after he left.

Our team hasn’t been since then 60s.

“Half a decade of wilderness” is hilarious.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #682 on: December 21, 2020, 08:56:57 AM »
Yeah man, they got to a Super Bowl five years after he left.

Our team hasn’t been since then 60s.

“Half a decade of wilderness” is hilarious.

No you're right, the Harbaugh firing was definitely a good move for the 49ers in hindsight.

Not every franchise goes through the absolute ten years of futility that the Jets have bestowed upon us. We root for the freaking Mariners. We're the Bengals of the early 90's. Considering there's 31 other teams, it's absolutely atypical.

The 9ers have literally been through two successful rebuilds during the time the Jets haven't made the playoffs.

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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #683 on: December 21, 2020, 01:52:06 PM »
Marvin Lewis doesn't sound too bad right now
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #684 on: December 21, 2020, 02:00:12 PM »
Marvin Lewis doesn't sound too bad right now

He's near the top of my list now.  We should be so lucky.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #685 on: December 21, 2020, 02:00:56 PM »
Just bring Rex back if that's actually a consideration.

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« Reply #686 on: December 21, 2020, 02:03:31 PM »
Marvin Lewis fits the CEO mold and he's from the Ozzie Newsome School of Team Building.

Joe Douglas is using that blueprint. 
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« Reply #687 on: December 21, 2020, 02:03:57 PM »
Just bring Rex back if that's actually a consideration.

Yes, let's go back to spending our next 6 first round picks on Defense and neglecting the offense.
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #688 on: December 21, 2020, 02:04:36 PM »
Marvin Lewis fits the CEO mold and he's from the Ozzie Newsome School of Team Building.

Joe Douglas is using that blueprint. 

Was Joe Douglas in Baltimore when Lewis was a DC there?  I'm hoping there's a connection.

EDIT:  turns out they were together in Baltimore in 2000 and 2001. 
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #689 on: December 21, 2020, 02:04:50 PM »
Yes, let's go back to spending our next 6 first round picks on Defense and neglecting the offense.

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