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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #465 on: November 18, 2020, 09:00:56 AM »
I think we could really do things right with another year of real diligent tanking. Hear me out...

-New coach. 
-Trade out of all picks beyond the 4th round in 2021 to collect higher round picks for 2021 or 2022.  Trade all 2022 picks beyond 4th round to move up higher that year or this year.
-All rookies and useful players benched for the entire 2021 season to rest, get in shape, learn the new playbook, avoid covid (all of these players required to get minimum 10 Covid vaccinations from various manufacturers).
-All other players signed at vet minimum deals.  Purposefully encourage them getting covid to guarantee no accidental good play on the field.
-Trade anyone not in the plans for 2022 for draft picks/ham sammiches/titty dances.
-Consider playing several players on both sides of the ball.  Is there a minimum roster #?  Just have 11 players that play iron man football to save cap space. Consider 9-10 players since no penalty for too few players on the field.
-Go full monty in 2022 and spend all cap space down to the last cent on free agents. 
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #466 on: November 18, 2020, 09:12:21 AM »
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« Reply #467 on: November 18, 2020, 11:17:10 AM »
Sorry but who the freak are you kidding with that?

Apparently you haven't seen what's happening at Michigan
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #468 on: November 18, 2020, 11:20:20 AM »
Apparently you haven't seen what's happening at Michigan

Can't sail the shrimpin' boat to Ann Arbor apparently.
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« Reply #469 on: November 25, 2020, 08:18:43 AM »
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #470 on: November 25, 2020, 08:19:51 AM »
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Re: Jets new HC search
« Reply #471 on: November 25, 2020, 08:32:29 AM »
https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1331409729902551041?s=20

I'm down for this

I don't know uStadium so I have no idea whether they would have any actual sources, but if this is true it doesn't sound at all like a Johnson move, which is encouraging. He got everything he could out of Clayton Thorson so I don't hate this idea at all.
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« Reply #472 on: November 25, 2020, 08:39:01 AM »
I know nothing about Patty Fitz....please enlighten us.

Consistently winning at a school that has unrealistically high academic standards for a program that plays in a major conference

He's a Hall of Fame NCAA LB that has done a hell of a job at Northwestern.  Not sure he'd ever leave though. 

Every bit as impressive as Matt Rhule.  Probably more a disciplinarian. 
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« Reply #473 on: November 25, 2020, 08:43:09 AM »
Consistently winning at a school that has unrealistically high academic standards for a program that plays in a major conference

He's a Hall of Fame NCAA LB that has done a hell of a job at Northwestern.  Not sure he'd ever leave though. 

Every bit as impressive as Matt Rhule.  Probably more a disciplinarian

It seems like that tends to be a red flag with college coaches making the jump to the NFL without any prior pro coaching experience.
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« Reply #474 on: November 25, 2020, 08:45:02 AM »
It seems like that tends to be a red flag with college coaches making the jump to the NFL without any prior pro coaching experience.

He runs the tightest ship in college football.  They never have any issues off the field and his teams play smart, disciplined football.

Not a lot of players leave that program either.  That is a positive sign. 
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« Reply #475 on: November 25, 2020, 08:48:26 AM »
He runs the tightest ship in college football.  They never have any issues off the field and his teams play smart, disciplined football.

Not a lot of players leave that program either.  That is a positive sign. 

smart, disciplined football is such a foreign concept at Florham Park.  Some heads may explode.
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« Reply #476 on: November 25, 2020, 09:15:03 AM »
Apparently he's turned down invitations to interview for a couple of NFL jobs in the recent past, including the Packers. Better hope that Trevor Lawrence is known for giving incredible blowjobs if we want him to be interested in coming here.
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« Reply #477 on: November 25, 2020, 09:18:28 AM »
I wouldn't take Fitzgerald over Matt Campbell or Joe Brady.  It's interesting to see him linked to us, because he's a guy that I never thought would leave Northwestern. 
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« Reply #478 on: November 25, 2020, 09:21:29 AM »
Day over all of them. So now we've got Fitzgerald, Day and Harbaugh in the conversation. How long before we start talking about Tom Allen?
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« Reply #479 on: November 25, 2020, 09:25:09 AM »
I wouldn't take Fitzgerald over Matt Campbell or Joe Brady.  It's interesting to see him linked to us, because he's a guy that I never thought would leave Northwestern. 

it could be Joe Douglas just doing his due dillegence and casting a wide net.
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