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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2020, 02:59:56 PM »
I'M SO HAPPY WITH THIS
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2020, 03:04:45 PM »
GREAT signing! Let’s go!

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Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2020, 03:05:07 PM »
I thought he was crippled


Edit: just until sept

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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2020, 03:08:46 PM »
That’s a solid deal to put a former SB MVP in the same room with Darnold
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2020, 03:11:11 PM »
I thought he was crippled

Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero

New #Jets QB Joe Flacco had neck surgery in early April and isn’t expected to be cleared until near the start of the regular season. But the plan was to sign sooner than later. Nobody’s on the field now anyway, so he gets in virtual meetings and prepares to back up Sam Darnold.
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2020, 03:13:23 PM »
Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero

New #Jets QB Joe Flacco had neck surgery in early April and isn’t expected to be cleared until near the start of the regular season. But the plan was to sign sooner than later. Nobody’s on the field now anyway, so he gets in virtual meetings and prepares to back up Sam Darnold.
Yeah...I edited my post

Love the signing.

Reminds me of when we brought in Mark Brunell and his Stetson hat for Mark Sanchez
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2020, 03:15:15 PM »
Yeah...I edited my post

Love the signing.

Reminds me of when we brought in Mark Brunell and his Stetson hat for Mark Sanchez

I don't know if Flacco has a daughter but I doubt she's Brunell standard.
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2020, 03:16:03 PM »
Yeah...I edited my post

Love the signing.

Reminds me of when we brought in Mark Brunell and his Stetson hat for Mark Sanchez
That's why I wanted to bring in a veteran that wasn't David Fales. Big fan of this signing even though I hope Flacco never actually plays.

Granted, it was more important to have a veteran around a rookie Sanchez than a 3rd-year Darnold, but I still think it can't hurt.

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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2020, 03:17:32 PM »
That's why I wanted to bring in a veteran that wasn't David Fales. Big fan of this signing even though I hope Flacco never actually plays.

Granted, it was more important to have a veteran around a rookie Sanchez than a 3rd-year Darnold, but I still think it can't hurt.
We’re on the same page


Fales is basically preseason game fodder now.
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2020, 03:22:09 PM »
Jets have 5 QBs on their depth chart now...I forgot about Mike White.
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2020, 03:28:59 PM »
Jets have 5 QBs on their depth chart now...I forgot about Mike White.
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2020, 03:31:01 PM »
Meh. Hopefully he stays on the bench...assuming he’s healthy enough to make the team.
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Re: Jets sign Joe Flacco 1 year / $1.5M
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2020, 03:36:15 PM »
Meh. Hopefully he stays on the bench...assuming he’s healthy enough to make the team.
He’s solid depth and a veteran presence.  Exactly what we needed.

And we all hope he carries a clipboard like Jim Sorgi all season.
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2020, 03:40:14 PM »
He’s solid depth and a veteran presence.  Exactly what we needed.

And we all hope he carries a clipboard like Jim Sorgi all season.

I’m more worried that we just signed Enunwa’s neck rehab buddy.
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