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The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/entertainment/brian-may-gardening-injury-scli-intl-gbr/index.htmlBrian May hospitalized after injuring buttocks in 'over-enthusiastic' gardening incident
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
Honestly, I wouldn't be embarrassed one bit, its kinda funny. "Well, I tore my derriere cheek over some bomb-derriere broccoli!" It's not often that derriere and gardening go together in a story.
Channeling Allen Iverson a/k/a "The Answer" ....."we talking about gardening, we're not talking about harvesting or cooking....or then eating it..when it really matters, we're talking about gardening. Gardening. Not harvesting. Gardening. Now: how you tear your bomb-derriere up 'gardening'?"
Injured buttocks? That sounds like a regular Saturday night for you faggots.
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
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