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« Reply #90 on: July 04, 2021, 09:31:13 PM »
Don't take it personally, I haven't tasted your food. All I'm saying is that anyone can buy a smoker, but most people can't produce good smoked food.
The same can be said for a grill.

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« Reply #91 on: July 04, 2021, 09:36:49 PM »
The same can be said for a grill.
Yes but also no. Smoking isn't about cooking food, it's about introducing flavour. You need to figure out the right type of wood and the right amount of smoke to complement whatever it is you're smoking, and it's very easy to get either or both wrong.

Grilling is just cooking food over a flame rather than having a pan in between the meat and the heat. It's nothing like as difficult to do well.
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« Reply #92 on: July 04, 2021, 10:02:21 PM »
Yes but also no. Smoking isn't about cooking food, it's about introducing flavour. You need to figure out the right type of wood and the right amount of smoke to complement whatever it is you're smoking, and it's very easy to get either or both wrong.

Grilling is just cooking food over a flame rather than having a pan in between the meat and the heat. It's nothing like as difficult to do well.
I think you need to dial it back.


I know you like to opine on everything. But seriously, stick to what you know. This isn't your cup of tea.
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« Reply #93 on: July 04, 2021, 10:04:03 PM »
I think you need to dial it back.


I know you like to opine on everything. But seriously, stick to what you know. This isn't your cup of tea.
I think you need to not take it personally that I don't like most smoked food, because that's a weird thing to do.
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« Reply #94 on: July 04, 2021, 10:10:02 PM »
I think you need to not take it personally that I don't like most smoked food, because that's a weird thing to do.
I dont give a excrement if you like smoked food...it's not for everyone.

It's you passing your opinions on it like you know what you're talking about....when you clearly don't.
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« Reply #95 on: July 04, 2021, 10:12:35 PM »
I dont give a excrement if you like smoked food...it's not for everyone.

It's you passing your opinions on it like you know what you're talking about....when you clearly don't.
I don't like most smoked food, because most of it's done badly, because most people aren't very good at it.
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« Reply #96 on: July 04, 2021, 10:22:17 PM »
I don't like most smoked food, because most of it's done badly, because most people aren't very good at it.
You're a smoked meat food critic now? Lol


You should probably nonchalant yourself out of this thread.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #97 on: July 06, 2021, 09:16:22 PM »
Old Bay isn't terrible.  It's a regular spice mix. 

Old bay is straight up garbage
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #98 on: July 07, 2021, 06:31:28 AM »
I use a Korean BBQ blend called Old Boy

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« Reply #99 on: July 07, 2021, 01:38:52 PM »
I use a Korean BBQ blend called Old Boy

Great on live octopus!

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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #100 on: July 13, 2021, 10:37:44 AM »

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« Reply #101 on: July 13, 2021, 11:24:21 AM »
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #102 on: July 16, 2021, 08:15:24 AM »
Pickin up some tenderloin filets this afternoon for  campfire steak tomorrow.  Mmmmm
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« Reply #103 on: March 20, 2022, 07:46:36 PM »
2-3 more weeks...then I can unleash my grill/smoker.
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Re: Grillin'
« Reply #104 on: March 20, 2022, 08:31:29 PM »
I fired up the grill this evening for the first time this year. Made kebabs.
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