Houston Astros*

[AlioTheFool]

That was spectacular.

What will be great is if whoever the Astros* play the rest of year get constant revenge, then fans still give it to them all next year.

[AlioTheFool]

In today's edition of AYFKM?!

Joe Kelly was suspended eight games for it. That's the equivalent of twenty-two in a "normal" season.

freak Manfred.

[SixFeetDeep]

In today's edition of AYFKM?!

Joe Kelly was suspended eight games for it. That's the equivalent of twenty-two in a "normal" season.

freak Manfred.

Joe Kelly should have just cheated the game of baseball, zero suspension for that.

[AlioTheFool]

Joe Kelly should have just cheated the game of baseball, zero suspension for that.

I sincerely hope that, rather than deter the behavior, this actually emboldens guys. I usually don't call for throwing at guys' heads, but pitchers should just figure "Screw it, you're gonna suspend me anyway, I'll make it count" and put fastballs in Altuve's, Bregman's, and Correa's ears.

[AlioTheFool]

Why exactly does Correa escape without any punishment when he's the one who moved towards the Dodgers' dugout while Kelly was walking off the field? That action led to players not in the lineup coming onto the field, which is supposed to be against the rules this year.

I guess there's a special provision for cheaters to continue to break rules.

[CatoTheElder]

I’m amazed that both the Astros and their fans seem to act like they don’t understand why this is happening.

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/erinastrosfan/status/1288462454121533440?s=21

What happens? We celebrate..? or

[SixFeetDeep]

https://twitter.com/barstoolstweets/status/1288641480274444290?s=21

[IATA]

astros fans are as delusional as trumptards

[AlioTheFool]

I don't have instagram, but someone tweeted Joe Kelly's Instagram post that basically said "I apologize for my actions...to absolutely no one. Wait till I get off suspension."

If he throws at them again, he's completely forgiven for ever having thrown a single pitch in Boston.

[Johnny English]

I don't have instagram, but someone tweeted Joe Kelly's Instagram post that basically said "I apologize for my actions...to absolutely no one. Wait till I get off suspension."

If he throws at them again, he's completely forgiven for ever having thrown a single pitch in Boston.

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb/news/viral-joe-kelly-astros-instagram-post-is-fake/1019p7wzwbt1v1ud619evwl16b

[AlioTheFool]

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb/news/viral-joe-kelly-astros-instagram-post-is-fake/1019p7wzwbt1v1ud619evwl16b

This might be today's most depressing news.

And the President of the United States just floated the idea of delaying the election.

[SixFeetDeep]

Jose Altuve went 0-for-4 and committed 3 errors today vs the Athletics.

He’s batting .177 on the season.

[SixFeetDeep]

Houston Astros hitting coach Alex Cintron made a vile comment to Oakland A's outfielder Ramon Laureano regarding his mother, prompting a benches-clearing melee Sunday, Laureano tells ESPN.

Cintron denies talking about Laureano’s mother.

-Passan

"I regret charging him because he's a loser,” Ramon Laureano told ESPN.

lmaooooo

[IATA]

Cintron should be fired, so obviously inb4 he gets a 2 game suspension for instigating a fight and then being a gigantic flappy hoo-ha.