Jets D-Line: No Holds Barred

[Heismanberg]

http://www.newyorkjets.com/videos/videos/EXCLUSIVE_Jets_DLine_No_Holds_Barred/5111275b-49cd-42af-affc-3725a741ca58

The future is bright...and hilarious. 

[Heismanberg]

The very last question with Kenrick Ellis is the funniest.

[dcm1602]

They all say Coples talks the most, but you cant understand half the stuff he says.

Guy mumbles like all hell

Im wondering if hes drunk

And I had no idea till now that Dunbar brought Douzable here

[bojanglesman]

They all say Coples talks the most, but you cant understand half the stuff he says.

Guy mumbles like all hell

Im wondering if hes drunk

And I had no idea till now that Dunbar brought Douzable here

He does sound like he has cotton shoved up his nose and an IQ of 47.

[Johnny English]

I gave up after a couple of minutes, I couldn't understand a word that anyone was saying apart from the interviewer.

[Heismanberg]

I gave up after a couple of minutes, I couldn't understand a word that anyone was saying apart from the interviewer.

Imagine what it's like for me when we're watching film...I have seven on the same mental level as Quinton Coples. 

I'm making it a point to tell them to speak more clearly and less like retards though. 

[Johnny English]

Imagine what it's like for me when we're watching film...I have seven on the same mental level as Quinton Coples. 

I'm making it a point to tell them to speak more clearly and less like retards though. 

I suspect that the fact that I'm a 40 year old Englishman doesn't help. I had to watch The Wire with subtitles turned on.

[Tommy]

I suspect that the fact that I'm a 40 year old Englishman doesn't help. I had to watch The Wire with subtitles turned on.

Haha. That's awesome.

[Heismanberg]

I suspect that the fact that I'm a 40 year old Englishman doesn't help. I had to watch The Wire with subtitles turned on.

What do the subtitles even look like for The Wire? 

Random hoodrat:  "freak you!  Cheese faced bitch!"

[reuben]

You can pull some excrement and be like what the freak, but never on no Sunday. 

[Heismanberg]

Eric Allen:  How can you guys get better? 

Kenrick Ellis:  Someone once told me...uh...someone once told me to put in work.

Everyone else in the room:  lmaoooooo

Quinton Coples:  lolololol we wuz waitin for some famous quote and he says put in work? 

[MoreCharacters]

That oscar bit was gold