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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
I just find it incredible most of the people who buy Jordans have never seen the dude play in before
Does Jordan sponsor football players? I assumed they only did basketball/NBA guys
Most of the people that have never seen Jordan play buy Lebron or Kyries shitty shoes instead
So it turns out, Italian Seafood was right an everyone can go freak themselves.
I still won't buy anything with the Jordan logo.
50 year old white guys with hanging jet earrings arent the target demo
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
I was about 22 when he came out with that excrement and have played competitive basketball all this time. That's a lot of shoes. I'm thinking Jordan is still doing ok though.
You don’t... you don’t play pickup basketball in $200 retro Jordan shoes. Or maybe you do. Idk.
I feel like Nike are missing a whole market opportunity here. Orthopaedic Jordans could be the next big thing to be seen in at the Sunrise Senior Living dining room.
If you can somehow work a bong into the sole, IS would be all over that like a pair of Rex's skid marked undies.
Robbie lmaooo“I was just finna get these”
The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
Jamal Adams coverage ranks (among 39 safeties w/30+ targets):Yards after catch per reception: 1st (2.9)Yards per reception: 2nd (7.5)Yards per target: 2nd (4.5)Yards per cover snap: 2nd (0.31)
