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« Reply #90 on: July 27, 2023, 12:40:39 PM »
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1684619197161021441

Don't want to share an A*lbright tweet, but here's Billy Turner apparently.

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« Reply #91 on: July 27, 2023, 12:42:09 PM »
https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1684619197161021441

Don't want to share an A*lbright tweet, but here's Billy Turner apparently.

that's hilarious.
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« Reply #92 on: July 27, 2023, 12:48:49 PM »
Coach A: 152-89 in the regular season, 9-8 in the playoffs, and has won 1 Super Bowl despite having a HoF QB for at least 8 seasons

Coach B: 155-97-2 in the regular season, 11-10 in the playoffs, and has won 1 Super Bowl despite have a HoF QB for at least 8 seasons

Name these head coaches.

Jeff Fisher?

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« Reply #93 on: July 27, 2023, 12:53:09 PM »
Jeff Fisher?

Nope. Both are currently head coaches in the league.
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« Reply #94 on: July 27, 2023, 12:58:55 PM »
Nope. Both are currently head coaches in the league.

i thought for sure it was Jeff Fisher...u sure?
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« Reply #95 on: July 27, 2023, 01:03:56 PM »
i thought for sure it was Jeff Fisher...u sure?
i bet he’s closer to 500

I bet it’s Sean Payton and Mike McCarthy
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« Reply #96 on: July 27, 2023, 01:21:25 PM »
i bet he’s closer to 500

I bet it’s Sean Payton and Mike McCarthy

i'm hoping it's Lovie Smith and Todd Bowles
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« Reply #97 on: July 27, 2023, 01:21:30 PM »
i bet he’s closer to 500

I bet it’s Sean Payton and Mike McCarthy

Correct.

First one is Payton, widely revered as a coaching guru.

Second one is McCarthy, widely mocked as a mediocre coach who rode Rodgers' coat tails.

Key difference is that McCarthy didn't have to run illegal bounty schemes.
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« Reply #98 on: July 27, 2023, 01:25:02 PM »
i'm hoping it's Lovie Smith and Todd Bowles

Neither won a ring and Bowles definitely doesn’t have 150 wins as a coach
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« Reply #99 on: July 27, 2023, 01:26:36 PM »
Correct.

First one is Payton, widely revered as a coaching guru.

Second one is McCarthy, widely mocked as a mediocre coach who rode Rodgers' coat tails.

Key difference is that McCarthy didn't have to run illegal bounty schemes.

I’ve always thought it odd that it seems Payton is given more credit for Brees success than basically any other coach for their HOF QB. Can’t decide if people think Brees actually isn’t that good or what that’s all about
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« Reply #100 on: July 27, 2023, 01:31:10 PM »
I’ve always thought it odd that it seems Payton is given more credit for Brees success than basically any other coach for their HOF QB. Can’t decide if people think Brees actually isn’t that good or what that’s all about

He definitely deserves some credit, he is a great offensive coach. But he's also a jerk so I want to pile onto him now he's being rude about us.

Also there's a decent chance the Broncos finish bottom of that division, they're not beating the Chiefs, and if the Chargers manage to get out of their own way and Garoppolo somehow stays healthy they're going to have a job on to not be the whipping boys, especially if Russ is actually on the decline.
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« Reply #101 on: July 27, 2023, 01:37:56 PM »
Neither won a ring and Bowles definitely doesn’t have 150 wins as a coach

yeah but still
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« Reply #102 on: July 27, 2023, 01:51:33 PM »
If I read it correctly Peyton’s take is that the Jets are actively looking to win the off-season from a PR standpoint? 

Hard Knocks: it was pretty much common knowledge the NYJ looked at HK as a distraction and that it was forced on them (Saleh’s follow up “make the best of it” lip service notwithstanding).

Rogers: you have a chance to dramatically upgrade a weakness at the QB position?  Tim Tebow otoh was a stupid PR move by Woody who admitted as much.

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« Reply #103 on: July 27, 2023, 02:47:54 PM »
So wait, what's the headline here? Sean Payton's an poopchute? Surprise!?
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« Reply #104 on: July 28, 2023, 09:00:34 AM »
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a broncos beat writer told us this week that payton said he couldn't evaluate greg dulcich's 2022 game film because nathaniel hackett's offense was such a disaster. payton didn't know what he was looking at.


I wasn't thrilled with the Hackett hire (obviously, this was well before we traded for Rodgers), and Hackett indeed stunk it up pretty good last season.  But having said that, i hope the Jets hang a 40 burger on the Broncos in week 5. freak Sean Payton.
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