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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2015, 02:53:05 PM »
Stop thinking. 

That's like asking a turd to stop smelling.
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2015, 03:12:21 PM »
QB comes first.  I would rather have Fitz/Decker than Smith/Marshall.  Marshall is the best player of the bunch, but Geno would render him useless.

Exactly.

There's a QB who plays a 3 hour ride north who has already proven the QB makes his receivers not the other way around. Marshall undoubtedly is a mismatch when he's not being doubled, and Decker is also dangerous when you don't give support to his coverage. Still, if the QB can't go through his progressions and find the open man, then put the ball in a spot for his guy to make a play on it, you have Geno Smith.
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2015, 03:23:23 PM »
Stop thinking. 

Its not a far stretch to assume that Genos numbers from last year would be improved with Marshall, and Fitz's numbers this year would be worse without him.

Marshall is not quite as good as AJ Green or Calvin Johnson. But he is in the same category as them as a prolific player that completely changes an offense.
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2015, 05:31:06 PM »
Jesus this Fitz/Geno/Marshall is a totally freaking retarded hypothetical:

Here's another

Hey guys lets suppose you can have a body like a Greek statue and a twelve inch rooster but you have to perform in full on gay porn once a day or you can be a regular guy with a hot wife but a two and a half incher, which would you take?
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2015, 05:36:57 PM »
Jesus this Fitz/Geno/Marshall is a totally freaking retarded hypothetical:

Here's another

Hey guys lets suppose you can have a body like a Greek statue and a twelve inch rooster but you have to perform in full on gay porn once a day or you can be a regular guy with a hot wife but a two and a half incher, which would you take?
The 12 inch gay love no doubt

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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2015, 06:02:33 PM »
Jesus this Fitz/Geno/Marshall is a totally freaking retarded hypothetical:

Here's another

Hey guys lets suppose you can have a body like a Greek statue and a twelve inch rooster but you have to perform in full on gay porn once a day or you can be a regular guy with a hot wife but a two and a half incher, which would you take?

Once day? freak, I couldn't perform once a day with the hot wife, never mind the gay porn. I'm not 22 any more.
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2015, 07:47:22 PM »
Jesus this Fitz/Geno/Marshall is a totally freaking retarded hypothetical:

Here's another

Hey guys lets suppose you can have a body like a Greek statue and a twelve inch rooster but you have to perform in full on gay porn once a day or you can be a regular guy with a hot wife but a two and a half incher, which would you take?

I think his point was that Fitz is a bigger upgrade over Geno than Marshall is over Devin Smith

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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2015, 12:40:30 AM »
The 12 inch gay love no doubt
Once day? freak, I couldn't perform once a day with the hot wife, never mind the gay porn. I'm not 22 any more.

Hahaha
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #38 on: December 09, 2015, 01:49:47 AM »
Natural development plus the addition of Marshall makes it a logical conclusion that Geno would be a better quarterback in year 3 with Marshall than he was in year 2, possibly a lot better. And he would have needed to be a lot better to play at the level Fitzpatrick has played.

The problem with Geno was always the mental mistakes. While Fitzpatrick doesn't always play that smart on the field, he plays smarter than Geno does, and he isn't prone to making game-changing mistakes like Geno did. Fitz has done a fantastic job avoiding sacks this year as well, which has helped. And he's done well in the red zone in situational football.

I think Geno would have moved the ball just as well between the 20's as Fitzpatrick. But there are too many dumb plays that negate anything good he might do. We saw all of that in the Raiders game - he moved the ball pretty well, but he made some really dumb mistakes.

I also don't want to think of what our offense would look like without Marshall, so I refuse to think about how Fitz would play without him.

Goddamnit, I didn't want to respond to this debate and here I am.

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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2015, 07:49:43 AM »
Natural development plus the addition of Marshall makes it a logical conclusion that Geno would be a better quarterback in year 3 with Marshall than he was in year 2, possibly a lot better. And he would have needed to be a lot better to play at the level Fitzpatrick has played.

The problem with Geno was always the mental mistakes. While Fitzpatrick doesn't always play that smart on the field, he plays smarter than Geno does, and he isn't prone to making game-changing mistakes like Geno did. Fitz has done a fantastic job avoiding sacks this year as well, which has helped. And he's done well in the red zone in situational football.

I think Geno would have moved the ball just as well between the 20's as Fitzpatrick. But there are too many dumb plays that negate anything good he might do. We saw all of that in the Raiders game - he moved the ball pretty well, but he made some really dumb mistakes.

I also don't want to think of what our offense would look like without Marshall, so I refuse to think about how Fitz would play without him.

Goddamnit, I didn't want to respond to this debate and here I am.
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2015, 10:49:48 AM »
Jesus this Fitz/Geno/Marshall is a totally freaking retarded hypothetical:

Here's another

Hey guys lets suppose you can have a body like a Greek statue and a twelve inch rooster but you have to perform in full on gay porn once a day or you can be a regular guy with a hot wife but a two and a half incher, which would you take?

Why does having a 2 inch rooster matter if you've got the hot wife?
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #41 on: December 09, 2015, 01:23:13 PM »
Why does having a 2 inch rooster matter if you've got the hot wife?

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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2015, 01:24:40 PM »
Why does having a 2 inch rooster matter if you've got the hot wife?

Because she's unsatisfied, banging a bisexual porn star with a footlong destroying her walls making sex unebjoyable for the both of you

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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2015, 01:30:59 PM »
Why does having a 2 inch rooster matter if you've got the hot wife?

With the 2 incher you're going to have to watch someone else satisfy her:

Because she's unsatisfied, banging a bisexual porn star with a footlong destroying her walls making sex unebjoyable for the both of you
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Re: Week 13: MVP of the Game
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2015, 05:25:10 PM »
With the 2 incher you're going to have to watch someone else satisfy her:

But what if you have a 6 inch tongue, or a 9 inch dildo? The combinations are endless.

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