Life's Too Short... I'm also blanking on his name
Edit: Warwick Davis
The episode with Liam Neeson is the best.
"Ahh you noticed that huh, yeah I'm always making lists. It's probably why Stephen Spielberg cast me as Oscar Schindler "
"I slept with an African prostitute who is from a country where famine and war have left her with no recourse other than to sell herself "
Paraphrasing but that scene never gets old