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Mauldin Injury
« on: September 13, 2015, 04:28:01 PM »
Figured this deserved its own thread because of how bad it sounds

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Calvin Pryor on his L'ville brother Lorenzo Mauldin: "He had his eyes closed. Very little movement...I’m just praying all is well w/ him”

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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2015, 04:44:57 PM »
Hopefully it's just a bad stinger
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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2015, 04:57:53 PM »
If he does miss significant time, I think Jason "31 other teams would want me" Babin is available...

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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2015, 04:59:33 PM »
If he does miss significant time, I think Jason "31 other teams would want me" Babin is available...

He lifted his head and looked around after the hit.  I think he probably suffered a bad concussion. 
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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2015, 06:05:59 PM »
Mike Garafolo ‏@MikeGarafolo  1m1 minute ago
Jets' Lorenzo Mauldin will remain in the hospital overnight and undergo further testing. Alert, has feeling in extremities. Promising news.

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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2015, 06:12:31 PM »
Mike Garafolo ‏@MikeGarafolo  1m1 minute ago
Jets' Lorenzo Mauldin will remain in the hospital overnight and undergo further testing. Alert, has feeling in extremities. Promising news.

Best case scenario he is ready in a couple of years.
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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2015, 06:13:32 PM »
Best case scenario he is ready in a couple of years.

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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2015, 06:16:11 PM »
Best case scenario he is ready in a couple of years.

Best case scenario he can walk again in 10 years

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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2015, 06:20:03 PM »
We got some really funny and really stupid guys here making jokes about what might be a serious injury to a football player.


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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2015, 06:20:37 PM »
We got some really funny and really stupid guys here making jokes about what might be a serious injury to a football player.


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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2015, 06:21:48 PM »
We got some really funny and really stupid guys here making jokes about what might be a serious injury to a football player.



We're not making fun of the injury at all, we're making fun of a poster but thanks and go freak yourself.
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2015, 06:35:47 PM »
We got some really funny and really stupid guys here making jokes about what might be a serious injury to a football player.



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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2015, 06:39:14 PM »
Darryl Slater ‏@DarrylSlater  3s3 seconds ago
Jets say Lorenzo Mauldin has a concussion, is awake, and does have feeling in all of his extremities. It's not a neck injury.

I think he is going to make it

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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2015, 06:40:22 PM »
So when is he going to be back? I'm confused now with the best and worst case scenarios.

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Re: Mauldin Injury
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2015, 06:48:37 PM »
Feeling in the extremities.  A classic first sign of not making it

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