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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #420 on: September 17, 2023, 07:53:41 PM »
My son (6th grade, extremely muscular and lightning fast)

I don't know why but this cracked me up.  It's like RaiderJoe describing his child.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #421 on: September 17, 2023, 07:57:04 PM »
I don't know why but this cracked me up.  It's like RaiderJoe describing his child.
It's from a TGG post about someone's flag/pickup football teammate.

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #422 on: September 17, 2023, 07:59:45 PM »
I don't know why but this cracked me up.  It's like RaiderJoe describing his child.

Yeah, my kid is tall, but he isn't any of those other 2 things

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #423 on: September 17, 2023, 08:48:36 PM »
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #425 on: October 18, 2023, 09:27:09 PM »

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #426 on: October 27, 2023, 11:13:07 AM »
Going Trunk or Treating tomorrow, this is my life now

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #427 on: October 27, 2023, 11:18:52 AM »
Going Trunk or Treating tomorrow, this is my life now

Doing what now?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #428 on: October 27, 2023, 11:24:32 AM »
Doing what now?

Hahaha, that was my reaction the first time I heard my wife was taking the kids to do that at school.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #429 on: October 27, 2023, 11:24:37 AM »
Doing what now?

Bunch of families go to a parking lot, dress up their car trunks like they’re their front porches and hand out candy to each other.

My biggest problem is that the “or” option makes it seem like abduction is a possibility.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #430 on: October 27, 2023, 11:25:35 AM »
Bunch of families go to a parking lot, dress up their car trunks like they’re their front porches and hand out candy to each other.

My biggest problem is that the “or” option makes it seem like abduction is a possibility.

I am 100% in favour of this if it prevents them from begging at my door.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #431 on: October 27, 2023, 11:27:18 AM »
I am 100% in favour of this if it prevents them from begging at my door.

What in the October Grinch freak is this opinion?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #432 on: October 27, 2023, 11:32:32 AM »
What in the October Grinch freak is this opinion?

You must be new here. I hate everything about Halloween, in particular snotty little children being told for 364 days of the year being told not to talk to or accept candy from strangers, and then one day of the year told it's perfectly acceptable to knock on their door and beg for it.

I don't know why I'm the poopchute for objecting to being expected to spend $50+ on candy to give to children I don't know under notional threat of vandalism. I will, as usual, be in the basement watching movies, my wife will probably be on the front porch participating in the annual festival of begging and extortion.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #433 on: October 27, 2023, 11:37:30 AM »
If I had never met JE, I would legit think he was some fat old graying poopchute who sits in his basement putting local children's names in his SLW list.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #434 on: October 27, 2023, 11:41:55 AM »
If I had never met JE, I would legit think he was some fat old graying poopchute who sits in his basement putting local children's names in his SLW list.

Having met me, you know I'm not fat.
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