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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about


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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #408 on: August 22, 2023, 12:01:47 PM »
I'm questioning whether or not she actually knows what the word gay means.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #409 on: August 22, 2023, 12:50:44 PM »
didn't read any of the tweets she look hot though

Real soy boy energy coming from this post, saying a woman is hot. Reeks of gay
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #410 on: August 22, 2023, 12:51:52 PM »
Her elbows are disgusting
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #411 on: August 22, 2023, 01:42:33 PM »
'from bad life to tradwife' in the bio means she is one mental break away from hoe-ing out again. will keep tabs

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #412 on: August 22, 2023, 01:52:45 PM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #413 on: August 22, 2023, 02:04:00 PM »
Har to Dard

Are you constantly having a stroke?
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #414 on: August 22, 2023, 02:10:52 PM »
Are you constantly having a stroke?

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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #415 on: August 22, 2023, 02:15:48 PM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #416 on: September 13, 2023, 10:50:44 AM »
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #417 on: September 13, 2023, 11:46:27 AM »
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I tell all my kids they are my least favorite kid. I also refer to my wife as "my current wife." I got this man of the house excrement on lock.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #418 on: September 13, 2023, 11:49:41 AM »
I tell all my kids they are my least favorite kid. I also refer to my wife as "my current wife." I got this man of the house excrement on lock.

LOL, a friend of mine always introduces his missus as his first wife. She absolutely hates it which only makes him do it more.
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Re: How to Dad
« Reply #419 on: September 17, 2023, 07:26:30 PM »
My son (6th grade, extremely muscular and lightning fast) is in one of those NFL flag football leagues and had his first game today and he is the QB.  He's never played football before, but loves the crap out of watching it and playing Madden.

He goes out there full of pee and vinegar and proceeds to throw 3 INTs in the first half, one was a pick six. 

Then the worst possible thing happened.  He drops back and throws a freaking dime like 30 yards to some Tyreek Hill-looking lover of the older lady for a TD.  Now he thinks he's freaking Elway, running down the field like he won the lottery.  The rest of the game he was waving his arms around like he was Peyton Manning trying to engineer a 30 second TD drive.  I mean, he was OK, but he was basically Zach Wilson out there. Trying to check down to a fat kid, either throws it at his feet or fat kid drops it. In his defense, his team (including him) is kinda slow and it was their first game.  He was calling the plays on the palm of his hand, basically telling his buddies to "go that way and get open". Not sure what the coach was doing, but I don't care.  The other team's QB has one of those arm bands with the plays on it, so gay.

Anyway, he ended up throwing like 4 INTs and they got blown out.  The only other TD they got was from the only girl on the team who pick-sixed arm band boy.  Of course he doesn't remember the picks, he remembers his 2 deep bombs to Tyreek.  Now I have to walk the line of letting him build his confidence and be happy playing football without telling him to shut the freak up about the Tyreek bombs because he threw 4 picks and got blown out. Being confident but not overconfident is hard to teach.
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