Jared Fogle, Subway guy

[Fenwyr]

In my head the CSI Miami howl came after that line.

Pretty sure he was going for that.  And it's The Who if I remember correctly.

[guinness77]

Just saw a picture of Jared in today's NY Post, he was looking rather fat again.

[Heismanberg]

Pretty sure he was going for that.  And it's The Who if I remember correctly.

no this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

[JFIF]

He definitely looks molesty

[Miamipuck]

He definitely looks molesty

It just hurts you're too old doesn't it?

[JFIF]

It just hurts you're too old doesn't it?

I had a good run.

[Scruggy]

Look, all jokes aside, I'd probably make love to Jared's loose skin flesh folds for a lifetime supply of Subway's kangaroo meatball subs.  Yes, I know what you're thinking . . . what about lube?  That's the spicy part!  I'd use Subway's award winning southwest sauce!   

[Badger]

Look, all jokes aside, I'd probably make love to Jared's loose skin flesh folds for a lifetime supply of Subway's kangaroo meatball subs.  Yes, I know what you're thinking . . . what about lube?  That's the spicy part!  I'd use Subway's award winning southwest sauce!   

That's disgusting - you should use the sweet onion sauce instead.

[Scruggy]

That's disgusting - you should use the sweet onion sauce instead.

That's a little bit outside my comfort zone, but I'll give it a try! 

[d sw0rdz]

i feel like the sweet onion sauce at subway is a well-kept secret. i havent met anybody in person who elects for that sauce on their subway sandwiches. for me it's a must IMO

[Badger]

i feel like the sweet onion sauce at subway is a well-kept secret. i havent met anybody in person who elects for that sauce on their subway sandwiches. for me it's a must IMO

It's the only sauce I'll use from them. Besides putting it on the chicken teriyaki sub, I also like it on my Italian BMT.

[Fenwyr]

It's the only sauce I'll use from them. Besides putting it on the chicken teriyaki sub, I also like it on my Italian BMT.

That's my goto sub.  If I'm not doing OVSP it's sweet onion every time.

[JFIF]

I only eat one thing at Subway, and it's fairly frequent.

Chicken breast with provolone, marinara sauce, Parmesan cheese and oregano on honey oat bread.

[Miamipuck]

I too eat one thing from Subway and one thing only, nothing.

[ukilledkenny]

There are no fewer than 5 deli's as close to my job as the nearest subway. Yesterday one my coworkers decided to skip all of them to get subway. He said sometimes he just likes the cheap excrement.

I might be able to accept that but subway is just as expensive as getting a deli sub these days.