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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #255 on: October 13, 2020, 10:51:54 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 13, 2020, 09:05:41 PM
Hahaha, I knew that was going to make you mad.

If you ever decide to move to Canada I'll cut you a deal on the rent.
If I ever move to Canada it'll be because of climate catastrophe at which point all the landlords will be liquidated
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #256 on: October 13, 2020, 10:55:48 PM »


Quote from: Badger on October 13, 2020, 10:51:54 PM
If I ever move to Canada it'll be because of climate catastrophe at which point all the landlords will be freaking cashing in

FTFY
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #257 on: October 13, 2020, 10:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on October 13, 2020, 10:55:48 PM

FTFY
Their families will be cashing in their life insurance policies?
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« Reply #258 on: October 14, 2020, 08:40:27 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 04, 2020, 04:55:10 PM
What about all the whores?
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #259 on: October 14, 2020, 08:42:09 AM »
JE,you guys are moving? Good luck

I am going to be a house owner in the next month too.good times
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #260 on: October 14, 2020, 08:50:08 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 14, 2020, 08:40:27 AM
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i dunno...does his dong look like a supreme pizza from Pizza Hut?
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« Reply #261 on: October 14, 2020, 08:50:45 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on October 14, 2020, 08:50:08 AM
i dunno...does his dong look like a supreme pizza from Pizza Hut?

lmao jesus
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #262 on: October 14, 2020, 08:52:58 AM »
How was “it hurts when I urine” not a thread started by Tommy?
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #263 on: October 14, 2020, 08:53:54 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on October 14, 2020, 08:52:58 AM
How was “it hurts when I urine” not a thread started by Tommy?

He asked that question in the 90s and already knew how to deal with it
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #264 on: October 14, 2020, 09:00:58 AM »
the bigger question is how many times has Tommy had Covid.  The over/under is 3.
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #265 on: October 14, 2020, 09:02:26 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on October 14, 2020, 09:00:58 AM
the bigger question is how many times has Tommy had Covid.  The over/under is 3.

Doesn't really matter when you have AIDS
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #266 on: October 14, 2020, 09:05:23 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on October 14, 2020, 09:02:26 AM
Doesn't really matter when you have AIDS

I guess if you factor this into euclidean geometry....the 2 diseases are congruent and cancel each other out.
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #267 on: October 14, 2020, 12:17:17 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on October 14, 2020, 08:40:27 AM
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I haven’t had the urge to punch myself in the face recently so...no?
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #268 on: October 14, 2020, 12:18:56 PM »
can we get tommy back yet or what?
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Re: I own a house?
« Reply #269 on: October 14, 2020, 12:48:26 PM »
Quote from: IATA on October 14, 2020, 12:18:56 PM
can we get tommy back yet or what?

We have to wait for Tommy's divorce from IJR's daughter to go thru first.
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