I own a house?

[bojanglesman]

grubs love mint, so the skunks have taken to digging up the mint invasion of my compost to get at it and getting it everywhere.

and lmao i freaking told you. its insane, grows in cracks in my driveway through the sealer.

At least it smells good.  You need to learn to make mojitos and drink your way through the yard.

[bojanglesman]

I have Canada geese in my back yard off and on.  The ones I have aren't mean.  They are basically the same as squirrels except they excrement everywhere.  I don't mind them. They are cute when they have their little babies waddling behind them.......also shitting everywhere.

[Heismanberg]

Mice and moles are a problem. Squirrels and chipmunks are too cute to be a problem.

We have meth head squirrels.  We planted citronella around the porch and they ate it.  We had lethargic, puking squirrels on our porch this morning.  They ate our basil plants late last week.

[MBGreen]

I have Canada geese in my back yard off and on.  The ones I have aren't mean.  They are basically the same as squirrels except they excrement everywhere.  I don't mind them. They are cute when they have their little babies waddling behind them.......also shitting everywhere.

When i was in Reston, VA a few years ago for a training course.  The first day i walked up to the building through the parking lot, i walked past a goose nest.  This is essentially what happened next




I never ran so fast in my life.

[bojanglesman]

When i was in Reston, VA a few years ago for a training course.  The first day i walked up to the building through the parking lot, i walked past a goose nest.  This is essentially what happened next




I never ran so fast in my life.

They can be quite aggressive when they have babies, but mine must be potheads, they don't care so much.

[IATA]

I have Canada geese in my back yard off and on.  The ones I have aren't mean.  They are basically the same as squirrels except they excrement everywhere.  I don't mind them. They are cute when they have their little babies waddling behind them.......also shitting everywhere.

stratford, ontario has a ton of clipped geese who excrement freaking everywhere and are aggressive af half the time.

but the half they arent dicks, they sure are pretty

[Badger]

I need to invest in a bb gun.  We have a squirrel problem.

Beto is in the pocket of Big Squirrel

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[bojanglesman]

Beto is in the pocket of Big Squirrel

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Lol.

[Johnny English]

Bought a house two weeks ago. Just sold my current one this evening. Signing a contract in the next two weeks to build another one. Also looking at buying another one as an income property.

[Heismanberg]

Bought a house two weeks ago. Just sold my current one this evening. Signing a contract in the next two weeks to build another one. Also looking at buying another one as an income property.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2a2aVlRoSM

[d sw0rdz]

Bought a house two weeks ago. Just sold my current one this evening. Signing a contract in the next two weeks to build another one. Also looking at buying another one as an income property.

this guy is about to star on Million Dollar Listing Mississauga

[Johnny English]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2a2aVlRoSM

No. The bank is. I owe them a lot of money.

[Johnny English]

this guy is about to star on Million Dollar Listing Mississauga

Why in the ever loving freak would you think I'd go anywhere near Sauga?

[Badger]

Also looking at buying another one as an income property.

The real reason you hate Corbyn finally emerges, you've been a landlord deep down all along

[Johnny English]

The real reason you hate Corbyn finally emerges, you've been a landlord deep down all along

Hahaha, I knew that was going to make you mad.

If you ever decide to move to Canada I'll cut you a deal on the rent.