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Jason Worilds retires
« on: March 10, 2015, 11:17:13 PM »
Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 13s14 seconds ago

Former Steelers pass rusher Jason Worilds is retiring from the game per a release by his agents. Several teams wanted him in free agency....
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Re: Jason Worilds retiring
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2015, 11:18:17 PM »
Let me guess religious awakening.
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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2015, 11:18:49 PM »
Wuh

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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2015, 11:18:52 PM »
Let me guess religious awakening.

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Worilds opting to pursue his faith and explore other options. Comes on the heels of Patrick Willis and Jake Locker retiring young this week
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Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2015, 11:20:27 PM »
@JB_XAM: (1/4) From Jason Worilds:   "I appreciate all of the interest from the organizations that have reached out to us the past few days.

@JB_XAM: (2/4)...With that being said, after much thought &amp; consideration I have chosen to step away from football as I have opted to pursue other

@JB_XAM: (3/4) interests.  I am especially grateful of the opportunity to play before some of the greatest fans in football today.

@JB_XAM: (4/4) Despite any concern and speculation that may ensue, I appreciate those that are respectful of my decision."

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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2015, 11:20:56 PM »
Probably means he is going to have a rooster in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson.
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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2015, 11:24:38 PM »
what
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2015, 11:24:52 PM »

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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2015, 11:27:25 PM »
lol what is going on. Didn't Willis say it was his feet? Understandable to a degree. Same with Locker wanting to give baseball a shot since he's taken an absolute beating and decided he's had enough. But this don't make no sense.

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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2015, 11:29:04 PM »
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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2015, 11:31:25 PM »

lol what is going on. Didn't Willis say it was his feet?

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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2015, 11:31:59 PM »
Lord Ray-El strikes again
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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2015, 11:44:32 PM »
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WorildsGreatest: @JasonLaCanfora "A spiritual awakening".. Really?..

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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2015, 11:58:25 PM »
Probably didn't get the contract offers he expected. But still, wtf?

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Re: Jason Worilds retires
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2015, 12:55:09 AM »
This is honestly the most batshit offseason I have ever experienced...

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