Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?

[Pope]

Just catching up now.. wow

[JFIF]

I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.

That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.

Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.

I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me.  It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said. 

but mostly, I don't give a excrement.  If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable.  Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.

So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.

[bojanglesman]

Jesus, I got lumped in with Tommy.  Should I get another dog?

[Pope]

I made chocolate covered strawberries for my girlfriend yesterday. That puts me in the top 1% of desirable men

[Tommy]

What the hell was that

[Miamipuck]

I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.

That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.

Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.

I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me.  It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said. 

but mostly, I don't give a excrement.  If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable.  Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.

So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.

Dude what the hell did you just go and do?

Hahahahaha did you write this drunk actually giving a excrement what's said here?

 I have to say I have seen lots of faggoty excrement around here and this is up there with you masturbating to gay porn. Busting balls and being dicks to each other is what we do here. I think you were so drunk last night you were making out with a dude.

My prescription for the gay mess above is to snort some coke off a strippers funbags and stay away Indian she-males.

I think picsin fact are the only way to make it right.

Btw I loved the dig at me, I hope you have a hangover and it hurts.lol

[JFIF]

What the hell was that

I honestly don't even remember posting that.

But I have to stave off a hangover and try to be functional in a few hours.

I feel like I got hit by a meteor. Apparently I had a convo at 6:30 this morning with my Brazilian/japanese ex about her fake funbags (which she got after we broke up and she went back to Brazil).  She wasn't too happy about me saying she didn't need them lol. She was hungover from Carnival while I was still geeked up on booze and vyvanse. Not the best combination of circumstances

[MBGreen]

I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.

That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.

Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.

I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me.  It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said. 

but mostly, I don't give a excrement.  If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable.  Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.

So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.

this was a fun read while making breakfast this morning. hahahaha

[Ignatius J Reilly]

R.I.P. BROTHER

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I'm debating whether to write a post or not to Ether people who were dicks in this thread.

That initial stripper post was actually to give some insight/anecdotal experience on things I've done. If i hated you guys or didn't respect you, I def wouldn't have shared that or the other stuff i've said. I just was giving insight on how to maximize your experience at a strip club and not be the typical poopchute who wastes a bunch of money for nothing. Go reread it, remove emotional bias and you'll see.

Tommy, Badger, Bo, and a few others either know me well enough or are nice enough people not to be dicks about things and take things the wrong way. Puck knows the deal too, even if he's mummified and fossilized at this point. I can't speak for others. A couple of the married + smarmy guys(i.e. both, not just one) seem particularly defensive about it.

I'm only posting this because I'm drunk, but honestly if I wanted to be "bragging" i'd post pics of my exs, tinder girls, and other girls i've fucked in the past. Why in the freaking world would i care to try to impress this group? I can't conjure one way in which that'd serve me.  It's an area i've had a large amount of success in, and I feel like too many shoot themselves in foot for. I've refrained from making snarky comments. For a community that fawns over celebrities or other random and irrelevant women they basically put on a pedestal (they shouldn't) it's pretty ironic that i'm getting slammed for the things I've said. 

but mostly, I don't give a excrement.  If anyone spent 10 minutes with me they wouldn't even question the things I've wrote. I've lived a really fun and uniquely interesting life, and I think most people tend to limit themselves so I don't mind sharing knowledge where it's suitable.  Some people take that as an afront to their manhood, which is stupid and insecure. In fact, for the idiots saying "women are not a puzzle" (they're not, because a puzzle is linear. hence art over science), I had this very conversation about human and male/female dynamics with this smoking hot light skinned bollywood looking Indian girl tonight for a good 20-30 minutes. She completely agreed. We danced almost the whole night, made out and she and her 3 friends want to hang out tomorrow at the pool. One of her other friends who i was talking to for a bit said "I get exactly why <indian girl's name> was into you", and proceeded to get ultra touchy and flirty with me too.

So, yeah....i'm sure I sound like a douche with this post but it's only because a select few people act like faggots with the mob mentality.

You're absolutely right.  Absolutely nothing in this post reeks of insecurity, and being drunk at 5 AM, I can see exactly why you felt a need to respond to this thread 3/4 days after all the excrement got dropped.  Everything is perfectly reasonable, so I apologize for clearly being a douche in here and disagreeing that women are basically subhuman morons to be conquered.  I bow down to your superior loins and experiences.

Now, can you please put the gun down and let the people go?

[Koz]

What the hell is this pile of excrement?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

What the hell is this pile of excrement?

Just shut the freak up, take your wife apart, and put her back in the box.  Oh, and count the 500 pieces to make sure none of them went missing under the couch again.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

This thread was a lot funnier when I thought JFIF was playing along.  Now it's just kind of sad.  Although, I did learn something.

Women are not a puzzle because a puzzle is linear, hence art over science.  Women are a flat circle.



But not the women I date because they have huge funbags.

[JFIF]

I'm a fan of the itty bitty titty committee. But it's an epidemic with South American women. Colombian/Brazilian/Venezuelan it's basically a birth right to get their funbags done.

[guinness77]

Can a mod rename this thread "The thread that keeps on giving"