Say Sweet Thang, Can I Buy You A Fish Sandwich?

[JFIF]

As opposed to die hard sports fans? lol

LOL

That is certainly the kryptonite for rational thought.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I hope one day you don't get divorced or your wife is unfaithful. I mean that.

I've seen it happen to too many people with marriage piety.

Lol marriage piety?  There's a massive gap between not thinking all women are freaking idiots and believing everyone should be married or make it their goal.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I've accepted that I'm far too selfish to remain in a committed relationship. Sort of accepted that. The first few months are always pretty cool at least.

Nothing wrong with that as long as you don't freak up and have a kid.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

As far as I know, everyone who's human is a person.

I'm just saying, I know a few girls/women who would probably describe me as illogical or irrational when I was in their life. Hell, my own wife might use that term in describing me.

I'll give you credit for admitting your selfish, though.

If more people admitted that they're at least part of the reason they couldn't handle a relationship, the world would be a better place.

Relationships are tough, and you have to commit to working on them to make it work.  They're not always worth it, and none of them are worth it to some people.  There's nothing wrong with admitting that and staying uncommitted forever.  Had a great aunt like that.  Great freaking life, loved her family, spoiled the excrement out of my mom's generation of kids, never wanted any of that for herself.  Happy as excrement until the day she died.

[JFIF]

Lol marriage piety?  There's a massive gap between not thinking all women are freaking idiots and believing everyone should be married or make it their goal.

Not all women are idiots. That's not what I said.

all women are crazy to a degree. Like puck said, it's just the magnitude of crazy. Women operate on emotion. Emotion clouds judgment. Clouded judgment leads to irrational and illogical behavior.

I don't know how anyone can disagree with that notion. It's biologically based given the regular hormone fluctuations women have to deal with.  Elevated Estrogen and progesterone have a proclivity to effect mood greatly.

It's about finding the least crazy girl with the most redeeming qualities IMHO.

[JFIF]

Case in point :

How often do women DIRECTLY and accurately describe what they want or need ? How many women say they want xyz and end up with the exact opposite ? Women have no idea what they want because their emotional state functions differently than their mental state.  60% of stand up comedy wouldn't even exist if this wasn't true.


Men are simpler and more direct in expressing things..at least when they do. Men are about as simple as it gets. Women are insanely complicated and can be unpredictable

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Ok, its official.  This is a troll job.  Well done, you had me going.

[Tommy]

I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin or one of those chemicals. If you come in a girl, your sperm releases that and they get attached to you. It's the same chemical that babies release which makes the mother attached to them or something.

At least that's the excuse she gave me when telling me to use a condom.

[guinness77]

Everybody's got a little bit of crazy in them, not just women.

[guinness77]

Ok. This is officially the best thread on this site.

[Heismanberg]

I banged this child psychologist once, and she told me the reason women get attached to men is the Oxycotin

what

This might be the greatest post in the history of time

[JFIF]

Everybody's got a little bit of crazy in them, not just women.

*moved to Susan b Anthony subforum

[Tommy]

Oxytocin, sorry. Something like that. I forgot exactly.

[JFIF]

LMAO.

Tommy , you mean Oxytocin. Which is basically an antagonist of prolactin (the hormone that is the reason we can't just keep freaking after orgasm)

That is an amazing typo in the context of the rest of that post.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Edit: already answered