Author Topic: Hugh Hefner is dead (No, he's not) (Read 2495 times)

Badger · « **on:** December 29, 2014, 09:48:14 AM »

He didn't want to live in a world without Rex Ryan coaching the Jets.

MBGreen · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2014, 09:50:44 AM »

He didn't want to live in a world without Rex Ryan coaching the Jets.

Rex Ryan will be applying for Hefner's position.

Libero_2 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2014, 09:59:35 AM »

Rex Ryan will be applying for Hefner's position.

The real best job in the world.

MBGreen · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2014, 10:10:48 AM »

The real best job in the world.

Rex plans on putting more emphasis on the foot operations at the Playboy Mansion.

bojanglesman · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2014, 11:01:34 AM »

Hefner is dead. His penis is still alive banging chicks.

Heismanberg · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2014, 11:01:54 AM »

He is not dead

SixFeetDeep · « **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2014, 11:04:15 AM »

Turns out Hefner was just lost in the woods at summer camp.

bojanglesman · « **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2014, 11:05:36 AM »

Oh, hell I didn't care enough to confirm it with my sources first.

Badger · « **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2014, 04:34:59 PM »

Serves me right for taking the word of an idiot on Facebook.

Miamipuck · « **Reply #9 on:** December 29, 2014, 05:58:11 PM »

Hefner is dead. His penis is still alive banging chicks.

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