Author Topic: Crap Movies (Read 142140 times)

reuben · « **Reply #300 on:** July 25, 2014, 04:21:11 PM »

Quote from: Johnny English on July 24, 2014, 08:02:37 PM

Apparently the first trailer came out today for 50 Shades Of Grey, and without having seen it there's no way that it belongs in any thread other than this. It's currently tied with Transformers 4 at the top of my list of movies I least want to see.

50 Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fan fiction. I couldn't imagine a less enticing genesis for any creative work.

Ignatius J Reilly · « **Reply #301 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:50:16 PM »

I really want to see 50 Shades of Grey...

...fail miserably at the box office. Unfortunately, desperate idiot women who fit every dumb bitch stereotype will flood theaters.

Badger · « **Reply #302 on:** July 25, 2014, 06:52:28 PM »

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 25, 2014, 05:50:16 PM

I really want to see 50 Shades of Grey...

...fail miserably at the box office. Unfortunately, desperate idiot women who fit every dumb bitch stereotype will flood theaters.

Basic bitches.

JFIF · « **Reply #303 on:** July 27, 2014, 01:02:56 PM »

Quote from: reuben on July 25, 2014, 04:21:11 PM

50 Shades of Grey started out as Twilight fan fiction. I couldn't imagine a less enticing genesis for any creative work.

yeah, and that's why it'll be a commercial success.

Tyler Perry movies are also a commercial success.

Amazing how pandering to morons can get you rich.

Badger · « **Reply #304 on:** July 27, 2014, 04:28:41 PM »

Not that I was going to watch it anyway, but apparently Sex Tape comes off as a 90 minute Apple ad.

IATA · « **Reply #305 on:** July 27, 2014, 06:42:24 PM »

I didn't mind sex tape, but the shameless advertising is aggrivating.

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IATA · « **Reply #306 on:** July 27, 2014, 06:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 25, 2014, 05:50:16 PM

I really want to see 50 Shades of Grey...

...fail miserably at the box office. Unfortunately, desperate idiot women who fit every dumb bitch stereotype will flood theaters.

A lot of girls on my fb are pissed the guy looks like a hoo-ha and not the strapping fellow from the books, do who knows.

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JFIF · « **Reply #307 on:** July 30, 2014, 09:55:06 PM »

Literally everyone on my twitter feed...both regular people and media types, are fuckin live tweeting Sharknado 2 as if it's a sporting event

The end is near

casman02 · « **Reply #308 on:** July 30, 2014, 10:23:51 PM »

Quote from: JFIF on July 30, 2014, 09:55:06 PM

Literally everyone on my twitter feed...both regular people and media types, are fuckin live tweeting Sharknado 2 as if it's a sporting event

The end is near

Gotta disagree. I do not remember life before Sharknado 2.

This is just the beginning