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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #285 on: June 16, 2014, 09:07:31 PM »
Watched Thor: The Dark World last night. I liked the first one and I'm generally a fan of the modern era of comic book adaptations, but this was a load of utter bunkum.
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« Reply #286 on: June 16, 2014, 09:08:34 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #287 on: June 16, 2014, 09:15:43 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on June 16, 2014, 09:08:34 PM
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bun·kum
ˈbəNGkəm/
noun
informal dated
noun: bunkum; noun: buncombe

    nonsense.
    "they talk a lot of bunkum about their products"

It's a pleasingly British sounding word, I think.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #288 on: June 17, 2014, 06:20:55 PM »
bumcum

noun
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    a small beverage made from the semen of a homeless man and assorted body fluids, frequently consumed by Englishmen living in Ottawa.
    "Have you seen JE?" "Yeah, just saw him tossing a loonie in that man's hat for a vial of bumcum."
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #289 on: June 17, 2014, 07:17:08 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on June 17, 2014, 06:20:55 PM
bumcum

noun
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    a small beverage made from the semen of a homeless man and assorted body fluids, frequently consumed by Englishmen living in Ottawa.
    "Have you seen JE?" "Yeah, just saw him tossing a loonie in that man's hat for a vial of bumcum."

*toonie

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #290 on: June 18, 2014, 09:07:57 AM »
The last Dragon was on last night, it was horrible but horrible good, haven't seen that movie in years. Bruce Leroy Vs. The Sho Nuff of Harlem.



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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #291 on: June 18, 2014, 09:13:12 AM »
Quote from: Badger on June 17, 2014, 07:17:08 PM
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #292 on: June 18, 2014, 04:39:03 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #293 on: June 18, 2014, 04:44:19 PM »
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« Reply #294 on: June 19, 2014, 08:35:18 AM »
Quote from: Badger on June 18, 2014, 04:39:03 PM
http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/06/for-his-71st-birthday-a-look-back-at-roger-eberts-best-bad-movie-reviews/

Disclaimer: not all listed are crappy movies.

Most of them I shut down early or were terrible. The only movie that was a big mistake was The Usual Suspects.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #295 on: June 20, 2014, 04:34:51 PM »
Quote from: Badger on June 18, 2014, 04:39:03 PM
http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/06/for-his-71st-birthday-a-look-back-at-roger-eberts-best-bad-movie-reviews/

Disclaimer: not all listed are crappy movies.



Wikipedia:

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In 2006, George Clooney said in an interview with Barbara Walters that in Batman & Robin he played Batman as gay. "I was in a rubber suit and I had rubber nipples. I could have played Batman straight, but I made him gay." Walters then asked, "George, is Batman gay?" To which he responded, "No, but I made him gay."


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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #296 on: July 23, 2014, 10:29:21 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #297 on: July 24, 2014, 08:02:37 PM »
Apparently the first trailer came out today for 50 Shades Of Grey, and without having seen it there's no way that it belongs in any thread other than this. It's currently tied with Transformers 4 at the top of my list of movies I least want to see.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #298 on: July 24, 2014, 08:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 24, 2014, 08:02:37 PM
Apparently the first trailer came out today for 50 Shades Of Grey, and without having seen it there's no way that it belongs in any thread other than this. It's currently tied with Transformers 4 at the top of my list of movies I least want to see.
Good opportunity to go to the movie solo to take advantage of the rooster hungry girls exiting the theatre
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #299 on: July 25, 2014, 12:02:30 PM »
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