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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #255 on: March 30, 2014, 06:29:22 PM »
I don't think he knows about Exosquad.  Don't nobody go telling him about Exosquad. 

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« Reply #256 on: March 30, 2014, 06:30:41 PM »
Keep it that way.  Michael Bay will never come for it, then. 

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #257 on: May 07, 2014, 08:11:34 PM »

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« Reply #258 on: May 12, 2014, 04:53:20 PM »
What was worse: Venom in Spider-Man 3 or Deadpool in Wolverine?

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« Reply #259 on: May 12, 2014, 06:10:27 PM »
What was worse: Venom in Spider-Man 3 or Deadpool in Wolverine?

Venom

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« Reply #260 on: May 12, 2014, 08:36:07 PM »
What was worse: Venom in Spider-Man 3 or Deadpool in Wolverine?

Two such forgettable movies I forgot how bad those villains were. I couldn't answer honestly.
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« Reply #261 on: May 12, 2014, 08:36:39 PM »
lol at your sig
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« Reply #262 on: May 13, 2014, 08:11:41 AM »
lol at your sig

Hahahh you're the rat that changed my avatar. lol
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« Reply #263 on: May 17, 2014, 02:33:01 PM »

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« Reply #264 on: May 17, 2014, 07:03:57 PM »
What was worse: Venom in Spider-Man 3 or Deadpool in Wolverine?

That is a Sophie's Choice right there.

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« Reply #265 on: May 17, 2014, 07:25:19 PM »
What was worse: Venom in Spider-Man 3 or Deadpool in Wolverine?

They sewed Deadpool's mouth shut in Origins. I don't think it's even close.

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« Reply #266 on: May 17, 2014, 09:57:16 PM »
What was worse: Venom in Spider-Man 3 or Deadpool in Wolverine?
My gut reaction was Deadpool, so I'll go with that.
Both films were supremely disappointing, but Origins was especially awful.

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« Reply #267 on: May 20, 2014, 11:22:16 AM »

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« Reply #268 on: May 20, 2014, 11:37:20 AM »
How is Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre going to be anything other than amazing?
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« Reply #269 on: May 20, 2014, 11:44:24 AM »
I've uh... actually seen a movie by the Japanese director in there. Waterboys. A feel good comedy about a group of high school male synchronized swimmers. One of them has an afro. They all wear speedos.

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