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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1215 on: March 29, 2023, 10:16:10 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on March 29, 2023, 09:48:59 AM
it looks like a Wes Anderson movie
It looks like Wes Anderson doing a pastiche of Wes Anderson movies.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1216 on: March 29, 2023, 10:35:37 AM »
I was surprised by how much I liked The French Dispatch but I'll definitely wait for streaming on this one.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1217 on: April 10, 2023, 07:21:25 PM »
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Adam Driver should be ashamed of himself....
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« Reply #1218 on: April 10, 2023, 08:05:37 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on April 10, 2023, 07:21:25 PM
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Adam Driver should be ashamed of himself....

I just read the wikipedia plot synopsis.  It sounds exactly like something the six year old behind Axe Cop would write. 
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1219 on: April 23, 2023, 09:57:12 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1220 on: April 23, 2023, 10:27:15 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1221 on: April 23, 2023, 11:58:55 PM »
Quote from: reuben on April 10, 2023, 08:05:37 PM
I just read the wikipedia plot synopsis.  It sounds exactly like something the six year old behind Axe Cop would write.
Except they wrote A Quiet Place, which I think we can all agree is a magnificent movie.
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« Reply #1222 on: April 24, 2023, 01:01:02 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 23, 2023, 11:58:55 PM
Except they wrote A Quiet Place, which I think we can all agree is a magnificent movie.

Sure, but even great writers produce the occasional piece of excrement.  Ever seen Heist?  The most preposterously awful dialogue I've ever seen in a movie, written by David Mamet.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1223 on: May 15, 2023, 06:49:52 AM »
Guardians 3. On a whim I went to the theater last night to see it. Rubbish.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1224 on: May 15, 2023, 06:54:02 AM »
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Guardians 3. On a whim I went to the theater last night to see it. Rubbish.

watched Quantummania and Dungeons & Dragons over the weekend....both stunk.
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« Reply #1225 on: May 15, 2023, 07:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 15, 2023, 06:49:52 AM
Guardians 3. On a whim I went to the theater last night to see it. Rubbish.

82% on rotten tomatoes so far
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« Reply #1226 on: May 15, 2023, 07:46:27 PM »
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82% on rotten tomatoes so far
I don't care. Guardians movies are all a bit crap.
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« Reply #1227 on: May 16, 2023, 08:06:33 AM »
Then why did you go and watch the third one?
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« Reply #1228 on: May 16, 2023, 08:11:06 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on May 16, 2023, 08:06:33 AM
Then why did you go and watch the third one?

Before he fell down the stairs, he thought they were good.
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« Reply #1229 on: May 16, 2023, 04:09:33 PM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on May 16, 2023, 08:06:33 AM
Then why did you go and watch the third one?
Because it was what was about to start when I stumbled into the theater.
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