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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1200 on: March 09, 2023, 07:56:54 PM »
Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre

Not as bad as its title, but still pretty bad. 

It's so hard to get a fix on Guy Ritchie as a filmmaker. 

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1201 on: March 11, 2023, 09:08:38 AM »
Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre

Not as bad as its title, but still pretty bad. 

It's so hard to get a fix on Guy Ritchie as a filmmaker. 

Interweaving stories surrounding a McGuffin. He’s stale.
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« Reply #1202 on: March 14, 2023, 06:50:33 AM »
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not even Thandie Newton's hairy bush could save this one.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1204 on: March 17, 2023, 04:46:10 PM »
https://twitter.com/SonofApokolips/status/1636517708555747328?t=ilvcvh-17PAH2TcyvAxsVQ&s=19

The hashtags on this guy's profile tell me that I don't give a excrement about his opinions.

Also the video was removed due to copyright claims.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1205 on: March 17, 2023, 05:44:16 PM »
The hashtags on this guy's profile tell me that I don't give a excrement about his opinions.

Also the video was removed due to copyright claims.
I assure you the scene was indeed crap. Regardless of Snyderverse nerds feeling one way or another about it.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1206 on: March 20, 2023, 07:37:45 AM »
The Whale. Absolutely freaking tedious and Aronofsky getting his actors to literally yell the morals of the tale at me does not make it a powerful movie, it makes it annoying.

Austin Butler was robbed.
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« Reply #1207 on: March 20, 2023, 08:54:28 AM »
Austin Butler was robbed.

you misspelled Paul Mescal
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« Reply #1208 on: March 20, 2023, 04:17:09 PM »
you misspelled Paul Mescal

No one stumps for Aftersun this hard without having a suicide plan already in place.
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« Reply #1209 on: March 20, 2023, 04:20:46 PM »
No one stumps for Aftersun this hard without having a suicide plan already in place.

stanning with a razor blade in one hand and a bottle of sleeping pills in the other
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« Reply #1210 on: March 20, 2023, 04:29:28 PM »
you misspelled Paul Mescal

I'm going to have to watch this movie just so I can tell you how much I hated it.
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« Reply #1211 on: March 20, 2023, 04:36:41 PM »
I'm going to have to watch this movie just so I can tell you how much I hated it.

it has one of the most haunting scenes I've seen in a non-horror movie

a brilliant film

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1212 on: March 25, 2023, 09:47:21 AM »

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« Reply #1213 on: March 29, 2023, 08:26:07 AM »
Generally I have quite a soft spot for Wes Anderson, but this looks like it's just going to be irritating. Amazing cast though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xlNlzBTY_E&ab_channel=ONEMedia
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« Reply #1214 on: March 29, 2023, 09:48:59 AM »
Generally I have quite a soft spot for Wes Anderson, but this looks like it's just going to be irritating. Amazing cast though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xlNlzBTY_E&ab_channel=ONEMedia

it looks like a Wes Anderson movie
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