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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1125 on: July 20, 2022, 09:20:02 PM »
https://youtu.be/3BSSoD73TSk

1. This looks like excrement.

2. I'd watch Kate Beckinsale eat a phonebook so I'll probably watch this when I'm shitfaced.

3. No part of point 2 was a typo.

Agree with all of this except you accidentally misspelled "awesome" in point 1.
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« Reply #1126 on: July 20, 2022, 09:27:15 PM »
Agree with all of this except you accidentally misspelled "awesome" in point 1.

It's a Prime movie with a 48% on Metacritic and a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes. The only purpose this film will serve is to entertain me without making me feel bad for not remembering it, because of alcohol.
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« Reply #1127 on: July 21, 2022, 07:07:31 AM »
It's a Prime movie with a 48% on Metacritic and a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes. The only purpose this film will serve is to entertain me without making me feel bad for not remembering it, because of alcohol.

you guys put too much stock in Rotten Tomatoes. 
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« Reply #1128 on: July 21, 2022, 07:52:49 AM »
you guys put too much stock in Rotten Tomatoes. 

If the consensus is that it’s excrement, then it’s probably excrement.
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« Reply #1129 on: July 21, 2022, 08:04:25 AM »
If the consensus is that it’s excrement, then it’s probably excrement.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1130 on: July 21, 2022, 08:13:51 AM »
you guys put too much stock in Rotten Tomatoes. 

I always make my own mind up about movies, but as a concensus of critical and public opinion RT is a pretty solid guide.
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« Reply #1131 on: July 21, 2022, 08:16:23 AM »
I always make my own mind up about movies, but as a concensus of critical and public opinion RT is a pretty solid guide.

The TV ratings, however, are entirely worthless.  Any show that gets a second season is an automatic 100%.

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« Reply #1132 on: July 21, 2022, 08:53:16 AM »
don't be a sheep

Given the rest of our interactions in this and the Good Movies thread, how highly do you think I'm going to value your opinion on this?
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« Reply #1133 on: July 21, 2022, 11:53:31 AM »
Given the rest of our interactions in this and the Good Movies thread, how highly do you think I'm going to value your opinion on this?

should be pretty high....
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1134 on: August 02, 2022, 05:07:30 PM »
https://deadline.com/2022/08/warner-bros-batgirl-1235083809/

Warner Bros. is shelving the completed Batgirl.  Imagine what a piece of excrement it must be if it couldn't even pass muster for the DCEU.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1135 on: August 02, 2022, 05:43:00 PM »
https://deadline.com/2022/08/warner-bros-batgirl-1235083809/

Warner Bros. is shelving the completed Batgirl.  Imagine what a piece of excrement it must be if it couldn't even pass muster for the DCEU.
They're setting it up for the Snyderbois to demand he get a chance to recut the film.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1137 on: September 30, 2022, 03:58:56 PM »
https://youtu.be/oUlgwJNdu2I

This was always going to suck but I was looking forward to the new Cenobite designs.  Then CGI Pinhead shows up.

Really, Pinhead?  You couldn't pull that off with practical effects? 

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« Reply #1138 on: September 30, 2022, 04:57:03 PM »
https://youtu.be/oUlgwJNdu2I

This was always going to suck but I was looking forward to the new Cenobite designs.  Then CGI Pinhead shows up.

Really, Pinhead?  You couldn't pull that off with practical effects?
The real question is....should uncle Cato watch it?
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1139 on: October 01, 2022, 10:43:50 PM »
https://youtu.be/oUlgwJNdu2I

This was always going to suck but I was looking forward to the new Cenobite designs.  Then CGI Pinhead shows up.

Really, Pinhead?  You couldn't pull that off with practical effects? 


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