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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #106 on: January 30, 2014, 08:34:54 PM »
http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/review-awkward-moment-made-want-become-communist/

That movie is probably terrible, but that writer is annoying as freak. 

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« Reply #107 on: January 30, 2014, 08:35:32 PM »
You missed the point.

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« Reply #108 on: January 30, 2014, 08:37:30 PM »
You missed the point.

I stopped at "ERROR ERROR, ARGUMENT INVALID, BRAIN NOT COMPUTE", so probably so.  I didn't finish the article because I thought it ended at the Twitter share link. 

Miles Teller is funny.  I will watch this for free online. 
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #109 on: February 03, 2014, 07:28:09 PM »
Now that they've started the ad campaign for it, Draft Day seems pretty shitty.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #110 on: February 07, 2014, 08:45:46 PM »

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« Reply #111 on: February 14, 2014, 07:58:55 PM »
The complete critical and financial failure of this movie should signal an end to the whole vampire thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ERrnYunBg

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« Reply #112 on: February 14, 2014, 08:27:16 PM »
The complete critical and financial failure of this movie should signal an end to the whole vampire thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ERrnYunBg

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #113 on: March 13, 2014, 06:33:53 PM »
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« Reply #114 on: March 13, 2014, 07:23:01 PM »
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freak that piece of excrement.  It's a rom-com masquerading as a guy-friendly sports movie, I can smell it a mile away. 


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« Reply #115 on: March 13, 2014, 07:29:56 PM »
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Maybe the suggestion was he die, then it would be a great movie.
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« Reply #116 on: March 13, 2014, 07:30:41 PM »
freak that piece of excrement.  It's a rom-com masquerading as a guy-friendly sports movie, I can smell it a mile away.

Rom coms in disguise seems to be a thing lately.

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« Reply #117 on: March 13, 2014, 07:32:38 PM »
Rom coms in disguise seems to be a thing lately.

Blame Silver Linings Playbook.

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« Reply #118 on: March 13, 2014, 07:46:29 PM »
Rom coms in disguise seems to be a thing lately.

You two faggots should be in relationships where you pick the movies no question. The second you let them make the choice you will be sitting in March of the Penguins and your nuts are one of the frozen penguin fetuses shown in that flick.
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« Reply #119 on: March 13, 2014, 07:56:35 PM »
I rather enjoyed March of the Penguins.

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