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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1035 on: July 22, 2021, 08:24:45 PM »
M. Night Shyamalan's Old is getting panned

i knew i wasn't going to like it when i saw the that goofy kid from hereditary was in it

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« Reply #1036 on: July 22, 2021, 08:26:38 PM »
i knew i wasn't going to like it when i saw the that goofy kid from hereditary was in it

Hive mind triggered.

But seriously his only good movie is The 6th Sense so long as you only see it once.
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« Reply #1037 on: July 22, 2021, 08:45:56 PM »
Hive mind triggered.

But seriously his only good movie is The 6th Sense so long as you only see it once.

Only someone who hasn't seen Unbreakable or Split would say this. Glass was decent as well.
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« Reply #1038 on: July 22, 2021, 08:49:32 PM »
Only someone who hasn't seen Unbreakable or Split would say this. Glass was decent as well.

Glass was freaking terrible.

Only good part about Split was James MacAvoy.

Unbreakable was the lamest supehero movie I've ever seen, and I've seen Hancock.
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« Reply #1039 on: July 22, 2021, 09:42:56 PM »
i knew i wasn't going to like it when i saw the that goofy kid from hereditary was in it

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« Reply #1040 on: July 23, 2021, 07:25:41 AM »
Glass was freaking terrible.

Only good part about Split was James MacAvoy.

Unbreakable was the lamest supehero movie I've ever seen, and I've seen Hancock.

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« Reply #1041 on: July 23, 2021, 07:28:28 AM »
M. Night Shamylan's movies only work if people don't think about any aspect of them.
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« Reply #1042 on: July 23, 2021, 07:33:05 AM »
M. Night Shamylan's movies only work if people don't think about any aspect of them.

I've seen 90% of his movies.  The bulk of them stink to high heaven.

But....

Unbreakable, Devil and The Sixth Sense were good movies, imo.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1043 on: July 29, 2021, 05:56:10 PM »

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« Reply #1044 on: July 29, 2021, 06:09:51 PM »
https://twitter.com/amandaknox/status/1420871392266911746?s=19

That seems like a not unreasonable position. She was acquitted of the charges for which she was wrongfully imprisoned. Were it not for the fact that she's really attractive, this story almost certainly wouldn't have been as big - foreign nationals are arrested for and sometimes charged with and found guilty of offences they may or may not have committed all the time. For fictionalized accounts of her story that continue to paint her as having a variable degree of guilt despite her having been found definitively not guilty seems a bit shitty.

I realise from the thread you've posted it in you may agree, so I'm not ranting at you per se. I do think she's well overdue getting a break though.
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« Reply #1045 on: July 29, 2021, 09:37:19 PM »
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« Reply #1047 on: August 08, 2021, 10:32:09 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUq0HlMvQw0

I find it really interesting that Michael Bay got through #metoo without incident.  Dude is constantly working with the hottest models and actresses in Hollywood, he's regularly involved in Victoria's Secret shoots, does excrement like make Megan Fox audition by washing his car in a bikini...

He's got to be gay.  Too much power in too shallow of a man around too much premium poon for there to be any other explanation. 

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« Reply #1048 on: August 27, 2021, 12:37:16 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #1049 on: September 10, 2021, 09:13:36 AM »
Preemptively submitting Venom 2

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