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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #870 on: April 09, 2017, 03:26:06 PM »
And JE will give every single one of them a fair shake because there's no way to tell if a movie is bad before seeing it.

It's entirely possible that Transformers 12 will be the next Citizen Kane, but I won't be watching it to find out. I've seen enough of Michael Bay and that franchise in particular to not have any interest in seeing any more.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #871 on: April 10, 2017, 09:17:40 PM »
It's entirely possible that Transformers 12 will be the next Citizen Kane, but I won't be watching it to find out. I've seen enough of Michael Bay and that franchise in particular to not have any interest in seeing any more.

How many miles on the treadmill were spent enduring that franchise?

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« Reply #872 on: April 10, 2017, 10:03:46 PM »
How many miles on the treadmill were spent enduring that franchise?
A few. It should be the perfect treadmill movie, but it's just dull.

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« Reply #873 on: June 16, 2017, 10:20:57 PM »
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« Reply #874 on: June 17, 2017, 12:36:22 AM »
It's entirely possible that Transformers 12 will be the next Citizen Kane, but I won't be watching it to find out. I've seen enough of Michael Bay and that franchise in particular to not have any interest in seeing any more.


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« Reply #875 on: September 21, 2017, 09:13:25 PM »
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« Reply #876 on: September 22, 2017, 07:20:45 AM »
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« Reply #877 on: September 22, 2017, 07:35:34 PM »
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« Reply #878 on: January 17, 2018, 09:17:11 PM »
Warcraft

It was on HBO and I didn't know if I'd have time to commit to anything decent instead but I've sat through an hour of this and it's freaking awful.

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« Reply #879 on: January 17, 2018, 10:28:20 PM »
Warcraft

It was on HBO and I didn't know if I'd have time to commit to anything decent instead but I've sat through an hour of this and it's freaking awful.

But why though? The whole "there was nothing else on" excuse doesn't cut it in this day and age. There must have been something else to try.
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« Reply #880 on: January 17, 2018, 11:17:03 PM »
But why though? The whole "there was nothing else on" excuse doesn't cut it in this day and age. There must have been something else to try.

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« Reply #881 on: January 18, 2018, 02:26:22 AM »
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« Reply #882 on: January 18, 2018, 05:27:00 AM »
Warcraft

It was on HBO and I didn't know if I'd have time to commit to anything decent instead but I've sat through an hour of this and it's freaking awful.

It's only watchable for the nostalgia factor, if you're familiar with the games.

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« Reply #883 on: January 18, 2018, 10:14:00 AM »
My goodness, watched Wrong Turn 2 just because I liked the first one years ago.  Other than a way too skinny girl showing her boobs, it was awful.

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« Reply #884 on: January 18, 2018, 11:46:57 AM »
I saw Warcraft in the theater. I'd see a sequel if they got around to making one. I've never played Warcraft. If you went in looking for a "good" movie, maybe you should have watched the trailer first. It was a special-effects-laden action movie based on a video game. Expectations should be tempered.
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