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« Reply #90 on: December 26, 2013, 08:27:55 PM »
Wife and I watched August: Osage County the other night.  One over the top plot device after another.  Think about all the excrement that a family can do to each other.  It's done.  I hated it and actually fell asleep once in the middle, but I decided to stick it out instead of going to bed.  Glad I did, because it got even more fucked up as time went on.  Wife thought it was ok.

Had to go see Walter Mitty today.  It was decent.

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« Reply #91 on: December 26, 2013, 08:29:34 PM »
That award is June Squibb's to lose.

Haven't seen it yet. 

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« Reply #92 on: December 26, 2013, 08:30:46 PM »
Wife and I watched August: Osage County the other night.  One over the top plot device after another.  Think about all the excrement that a family can do to each other.  It's done.  I hated it and actually fell asleep once in the middle, but I decided to stick it out instead of going to bed.  Glad I did, because it got even more fucked up as time went on.  Wife thought it was ok.

Julia Roberts is generally enough to make me stay away from a movie.

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« Reply #93 on: December 26, 2013, 08:31:37 PM »

Julia Roberts is generally enough to make me stay away from a movie.

I watch everything that's free, and I had no idea what it was about.  Thought it was just something my wife would like.

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« Reply #94 on: December 26, 2013, 08:36:39 PM »
Had to go see Walter Mitty today.  It was decent.

I'm not a big fan of Ben Stiller, but the trailer for this looks great.
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« Reply #95 on: December 26, 2013, 08:38:27 PM »

I'm not a big fan of Ben Stiller, but the trailer for this looks great.

Yes.  The trailer looked great.  The movie was just decent.

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« Reply #96 on: January 07, 2014, 06:48:56 PM »
What the freak is this excrement?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800246/

I just saw a commercial for it and it made me confused and angry.

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« Reply #97 on: January 07, 2014, 07:40:32 PM »
What the freak is this excrement?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800246/

I just saw a commercial for it and it made me confused and angry.

Saw the preview in theatres for Anchorman 2. The very beginning had the black dude showing his roomates his rooster for like 10 seconds. Something about washing his junk with tanning lotion.

Weird freaking movie.

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« Reply #98 on: January 07, 2014, 07:48:29 PM »
It looks like a movie written for women, about what they imagine guys do without them.

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« Reply #99 on: January 18, 2014, 05:18:04 PM »
I'm watching The Amazing Spider-man for the second time, realizing that this movie isn't just unnecessary, it's actually quite terrible. 

Let's make Peter Parker a skateboarding fashion model.  That'll work. 

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« Reply #100 on: January 18, 2014, 06:15:52 PM »
I'm watching The Amazing Spider-man for the second time, realizing that this movie isn't just unnecessary, it's actually quite terrible. 

Let's make Peter Parker a skateboarding fashion model.  That'll work. 

At least it doesn't have that red headed snaggle toothed queynte in it.
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« Reply #101 on: January 18, 2014, 06:37:58 PM »
At least it doesn't have that red headed snaggle toothed queynte in it.

Honest Trailers: The Amazing Spider-Man

"Seriously... nobody thought that was odd?"

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« Reply #102 on: January 24, 2014, 09:28:43 AM »

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« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2014, 10:15:22 AM »
Honest Trailers: The Amazing Spider-Man

"Seriously... nobody thought that was odd?"

I like the end, at least Dunst isn't in it.
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« Reply #104 on: January 28, 2014, 03:57:05 PM »
Wife and I saw Grownups a couple years ago for the hell of it.  Expected nothing and were pleasantly surprised.  The movie doesn't suck, and made us laugh.

Grownups 2 needs to be drowned, revived, then burned in fire alive.  What a piece of garbage.

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