Crap Movies

[Johnny English]

I'm trying to think of the last movie I saw that made the point that women are just as strong as men.

Mad Max?

[guinness77]

I'm trying to think of the last movie I saw that made the point that women are just as strong as men.

Enough starring Jennifer Lopez
G.I. Jane starring Demi Moore

[Miamipuck]

All Girls Massage Seduced by the Masseuse. fantastic movie, I have watched it 55 times.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Mad Max?

The men did all the heavy lifting.  Courage and cunning maybe, but the movie definitely didn't showcase female strength.  She was a good driver, though, which could certainly be argued to not fit most women.  I could see that as a valid complaint.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Enough starring Jennifer Lopez
G.I. Jane starring Demi Moore

Yes.  freak GI Jane.

[Badger]

The men did all the heavy lifting.  Courage and cunning maybe, but the movie definitely didn't showcase female strength.  She was a good driver, though, which could certainly be argued to not fit most women.  I could see that as a valid complaint.

I'd like to see Furiosa parallel park that thing.

Just sayin'.

[ukilledkenny]

I never said there was anything wrong with it. But I feel society is trying to blur gender roles, when it clearly goes against reality. What's wrong with portraying woman as they are? Do we have to do the whole "They're just as strong and blah blah as men" excrement?

This is just some made up excrement in your mind. I'm sure there are examples for you to point out if you care to but I don't think many movies actually go for that. I also assume you don't have a problem with a movie like die hard where a NYC cop or similar every man type guy is a walking death machine for 2 hours.

[Johnny English]

This is just some made up excrement in your mind. I'm sure there are examples for you to point out if you care to but I don't think many movies actually go for that. I also assume you don't have a problem with a movie like die hard where a NYC cop or similar every man type guy is a walking death machine for 2 hours.

What are you talking about? I have absolutely no doubts about my ability to execute an entire team of well armed, well trained and well resourced terrorists with a meticulously planned job, armed with nothing but a vest and my own badassery. That movie's just portraying men as they are.

[Badger]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that JE and JFIF are scared of snakes.

[SixFeetDeep]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that JE and JFIF are scared of snakes.

Ha ha

(Nelson from the Simpsons laugh)

[Johnny English]

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that JE and JFIF are scared of snakes.

I'm not scared of them. I picked up and moved a grass snake a couple of months ago because it was in my MIL's flower bed where my SIL was gardening. If I ran into a snake I don't recognise in the city though, I'd assume it was dangerous because until I know otherwise it's the sensible assumption to make. Snakes don't live in cities, which would mean it had been transported there either by accident or as a pet, which means that it could be dangerous. And therefore a shovel to the head is the reasonable approach to take.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I'd like to see Furiosa parallel park that thing.

Just sayin'.

I heard there was a scene, but they were worried it would cost them an Oscar nomination.  Shrewd move.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I'm not scared of them. I picked up and moved a grass snake a couple of months ago because it was in my MIL's flower bed where my SIL was gardening. If I ran into a snake I don't recognise in the city though, I'd assume it was dangerous because until I know otherwise it's the sensible assumption to make. Snakes don't live in cities, which would mean it had been transported there either by accident or as a pet, which means that it could be dangerous. And therefore a shovel to the head is the reasonable approach to take.

I can't picture you hitting a snake in the head with the shovel.  This is how I picture the reaction:

[Johnny English]

I can't picture you hitting a snake in the head with the shovel.  This is how I picture the reaction:

If exit stage left is an option then you'd better believe I'm taking it.

[Badger]

Gladiator - quality + horses =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLJdzky63BA

This bombed and deserved to bomb.