Crap Movies

[Badger]

That movie was dog excrement, and made me want to punch Colin Hanks in the face ever since.

I remember how annoyed I was that I paid to see that movie in the theater and apologized to the people I was with for convincing them to go see it.

The last bad movie I paid to see was Ninja Assassin.

[Heismanberg]

I'm watching The Purge: Election Year.

It takes itself way too seriously and they've tried way too hard to make some sort of shitty political statement with the last two films.

The violence and kills are a lot of fun though. 

[Badger]

Lucy

Caught it on HBO a couple weeks ago.

The whole movie thinks it's way smarter than it is. It never feels like anything is at stake. It's boring.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Lucy

Caught it on HBO a couple weeks ago.

The whole movie thinks it's way smarter than it is. It never feels like anything is at stake. It's boring.

I thought Lucy was good.  Kim Schnitzer is fantastic in the lead.  It's not a big movie, just sort of a small cinema verite piece, so I don't know how much you were expecting to be at stake.  German films about teenage mothers aren't exactly Mad Max.

[Badger]

I thought Lucy was good.  Kim Schnitzer is fantastic in the lead.  It's not a big movie, just sort of a small cinema verite piece, so I don't know how much you were expecting to be at stake.  German films about teenage mothers aren't exactly Mad Max.

[AlioTheFool]

My son convinced us to watch Kung Fury the other night. Him and my middle son loved it. My wife laughed quite a bit but she was drunk and had been up for 2 days straight. By the end I hated myself for losing a half hour of my life.

It's intentionally bad, but even that doesn't excuse it.

[Miamipuck]

Holy excrement I turned on Green Inferno what a mistake.  I honestly hope someone kills Eli Roth, guts that scumbag like a fish.

[ukilledkenny]

I thought king fury was entertaining for about 15 of the 30 minutes.

[Badger]

I thought king fury was entertaining for about 15 of the 30 minutes.

I don't regret watching it but I wouldn't watch it again.

[dcm1602]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/ghostbusters-heading-70m-loss-sequel-918515

Feminist can suck a big fat male dick

And I guarantee that they're gonna just bitch and whine that the movie failed because of sexism and bullshit. Not because it's a garbage excrement movie.

Remakes of great all time classic movies just don't do well. That's the reality

[bojanglesman]

Blannies not represented and supported enough in this movie.

[Johnny English]

it's a garbage excrement movie.

Have you seen it?

[SixFeetDeep]

Variety- Rihanna and Anne Hathaway are in negotiation to join “Oceans Eight,” the female-driven reboot of “Oceans Eleven.” Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Helena Bonham Carter, and Mindy Kaling had been previously linked to the Warner Bros. project with Gary Ross on board to direct. Plot details are vague other than the film following a similar path from the George Clooney pic about group of thieves and con (women) led by Bullocks who embark on a plans to pull off a major heist. Steven Soderbergh and Ross will produce with Olivia Milch penning the script.

[dcm1602]

Have you seen it?

Not a chance.

And while I can certainly understand calling me ignorant on that, the fact is they lost almost 100 million dollars and won't be having a sequel. Not to mention the reviews all called it a heaping pile of excrement as well

(and as always I exaggerate everything, but the fact that they never remade it with the originals is incredibly disappointing)

Even once thst guy died they easily could have worked around thst in the movie (ie his character had died in the movie as well, and they can easily pay tribute to him then bring in anyone to fill the role)

So instead of all time greats like Aykroyd and Bill Murray we get a bunch of no name knockoff brand chick's to prove that sexism is bad or something

[reuben]

Not a chance.

And while I can certainly understand calling me ignorant on that

Yeah, spot on.