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Miamipuck

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #720 on: June 18, 2016, 09:59:48 PM »
I turned on "Revenge Porn" because why not with that name. I think I could make my film with 5 sock puppets and have a better acted film.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #721 on: June 18, 2016, 10:47:31 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on June 18, 2016, 09:59:48 PM
I turned on "Revenge Porn" because why not with that name. I think I could make my film with 5 sock puppets and have a better acted film.

Never heard of it.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #722 on: June 18, 2016, 11:07:54 PM »
Quote from: Badger on June 18, 2016, 10:47:31 PM
Never heard of it.

Update: I just scrolled past it on the guide.

Why were you watching Lifetime?
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #723 on: June 18, 2016, 11:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Badger on June 18, 2016, 11:07:54 PM
Update: I just scrolled past it on the guide.

Why were you watching Lifetime?

Waiting for Hell on Wheels to start, kill time and, Allen Edmunds.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #724 on: June 28, 2016, 07:31:26 PM »
What? No. Stop that. You stop that right now.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/28/tetris-films-trilogy
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #725 on: June 28, 2016, 07:51:03 PM »
Set to film in China using local stars, how can you possibly put this in a crap movie thread? I don't see it......this has suck written all over it.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #726 on: June 28, 2016, 07:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Badger on June 28, 2016, 07:31:26 PM
What? No. Stop that. You stop that right now.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/28/tetris-films-trilogy

I can't even fathom enough material for an animated short, never mind a fuckn feature film trilogy.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #727 on: June 28, 2016, 07:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on June 28, 2016, 07:54:53 PM
I can't even fathom enough material for an animated short, never mind a fuckn feature film trilogy.

What about a Tetris themed porno?
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #728 on: June 28, 2016, 09:20:50 PM »
Quote from: Badger on June 28, 2016, 07:57:11 PM
What about a Tetris themed porno?
Tit-tris?
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #729 on: June 29, 2016, 10:56:23 AM »
Quote from: Badger on June 28, 2016, 07:57:11 PM
What about a Tetris themed porno?

Anyone here who says they wouldn't watch that is lying.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #730 on: June 29, 2016, 03:20:07 PM »
Not really fair to call it a Crap Movie, but we took the kids to see Finding Dory.  I can't recall ever being so meh in the theater for a Pixar movie (didn't see Cars 2 in theaters).  It made Brave look good.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #731 on: July 09, 2016, 03:00:49 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #732 on: July 09, 2016, 03:31:25 PM »
Haha, "The only good thing about the movie is Chris Hemsworth"

Lolololololololol....no freaking way would I pay a nickel to see it.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #733 on: July 13, 2016, 01:05:32 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #734 on: July 13, 2016, 03:19:47 PM »
The Rock didn't appear until the 5th or 6th Fast movie, right? Hard to say he helped launch it.
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