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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #690 on: March 16, 2016, 07:25:51 PM »
Gladiator - quality + horses =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLJdzky63BA

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« Reply #691 on: March 16, 2016, 07:59:28 PM »

Sad part is that's a pretty funny cast. But the idea seemed bad to me to begin with .

It's been more than 30 years and this movie's characters are even more obvious caricatures than the original. Ray and Eagon were the nerds, Venkman was the play by his own rules type, and Winston was the outsider. He wasn't even an exaggerated token black guy, he just happened to be black.

In this one they purposely have very defined roles for each, including casting a token black woman to give attitude and say excrement like "daaaayuum" or "oh no u diint". It's embarrassing.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #692 on: March 22, 2016, 11:37:08 AM »
A gaggle of women in the lunch room are reminiscing over their favorite Madea moments.

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« Reply #693 on: March 22, 2016, 11:38:12 AM »
A gaggle of women in the lunch room are reminiscing over their favorite Madea moments.
Dump egg salad on them.

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« Reply #694 on: March 22, 2016, 11:38:56 AM »
Dump egg salad on them.

One of them is that woman.

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« Reply #695 on: May 03, 2016, 09:58:29 PM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36191146

The female ghostbusters trailer is the most "disliked" movie trailer in youtube history, and has more dislikes than any non musical content on youtube.

I hope this excrement flops so hard

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« Reply #696 on: May 05, 2016, 07:12:10 AM »

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36191146

The female ghostbusters trailer is the most "disliked" movie trailer in youtube history, and has more dislikes than any non musical content on youtube.

I hope this excrement flops so hard

Meh. I bet Clinton throws it into her "women don't get their due respect and equal rights blah blah" bullshit narrative.
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« Reply #697 on: May 05, 2016, 08:11:33 AM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36191146

The female ghostbusters trailer is the most "disliked" movie trailer in youtube history, and has more dislikes than any non musical content on youtube.

I hope this excrement flops so hard

The funny thing is that someone recut the trailer in a way that doesn't look bad.  Whoever put together the one that's out there should never work again.  At this point, it's doomed.  I'm not sure why people are rooting against it any more than other unnecessary remakes.

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« Reply #698 on: May 05, 2016, 08:13:06 AM »
Meh. I bet Clinton throws it into her "women don't get their due respect and equal rights blah blah" bullshit narrative.

I very much doubt that.  Clinton has better things to twist and warp to take advantage of.  She's actually giving out Woman Cards right now.

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« Reply #699 on: May 05, 2016, 02:54:41 PM »
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« Reply #700 on: May 05, 2016, 05:18:02 PM »
I feel comfortable putting this in here.

http://exclaim.ca/film/article/john_malkovichs_movie_will_appear_at_cannes_ahead_of_ridiculous_2115_release_date

This makes me think of that Wu Tang album that Shkreli troll bought.  Except that Wu Tang album was probably decent. 

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« Reply #702 on: May 18, 2016, 01:28:34 PM »
Ghostbusters trailer #2:

https://youtu.be/gMfUjDnpfRY

Honestly, it doesn't look too dreadful. I just still don't see why they needed to remake it.
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« Reply #703 on: May 18, 2016, 01:31:40 PM »

Ghostbusters trailer #2:

https://youtu.be/gMfUjDnpfRY

Honestly, it doesn't look too dreadful. I just still don't see why they needed to remake it.

What the freak? That looks even worse than I imagined.
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« Reply #704 on: May 18, 2016, 01:48:54 PM »
Ghostbusters trailer #2:

https://youtu.be/gMfUjDnpfRY

Honestly, it doesn't look too dreadful. I just still don't see why they needed to remake it.

That trailer is infinitely better than the first one.  A few thoughts:

1)  The ghosts look phenomenal.  That might be the movie's saving grace.
2)  I actually laughed twice.  More like a chuckle, but ok.
3)  I find three of the Ghostbusters funny in one thing or another, but not really so much here.  They still haven't made me believe Leslie Jones is funny in the slightest, but she's a lot more like Winston here.
4)  The whole dropped crowdsurfing thing is really overdone and is the "that's gonna leave a mark" of this trailer.  Drawing attention to the race or lady thing just makes it worse.

I still don't have an interest in seeing it, but after that trailer, if my wife or kids want to see it, I might say ok to the $6 showing.

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