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Miamipuck

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #645 on: December 23, 2015, 10:33:51 PM »
So I thought, " it's Taken 3, how bad can it be." I wish that was my last thought before a 50 cal bullet ripped thru my skull. Nope, I had no such luck, no bullets and plenty of time to watch.

Translation for Tommy : I am a phucking idiot for watching that crap.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #646 on: December 23, 2015, 10:49:42 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on December 23, 2015, 10:33:51 PM
So I thought, " it's Taken 3, how bad can it be." I wish that was my last thought before a 50 cal bullet ripped thru my skull. Nope, I had no such luck, no bullets and plenty of time to watch.

Translation for Tommy : I am a phucking idiot for watching that crap.

I absolutely believe you, I honestly do. I'm still going to end up watching it next time I get on a plane and it's on the entertainment system, and I can't explain why.
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« Reply #647 on: December 23, 2015, 11:15:00 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on December 23, 2015, 10:49:42 PM
I absolutely believe you, I honestly do. I'm still going to end up watching it next time I get on a plane and it's on the entertainment system, and I can't explain why.

The Equalizer or John Wick are much better choices but I totally understand if you watched it, I just did the same Damn thing.
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« Reply #648 on: January 22, 2016, 03:04:56 PM »
Critics hate Dirty Grandpa and their reviews are amazing: 

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It will make you feel bad for yourself, and anyone else who sees it, and anyone else who has to live in the world where it exists as a physical document.

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I'm not saying Dirty Grandpa is terrible, but I fully expect a terrorist organization to claim responsibility for it any minute now.

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...feels like something you'd find next to a used condom and a discarded can of Red Bull.

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Like a Werther's Original dropped down a sewer drain, Dirty Grandpa represents the careless fumbling of a classic talent that once brought pleasure to millions.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #649 on: January 22, 2016, 08:06:14 PM »
When was the last good movie that had DeNiro in it anyway?
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #650 on: January 22, 2016, 08:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2016, 08:06:14 PM
When was the last good movie that had DeNiro in it anyway?
Dirty Grandpa
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« Reply #651 on: January 22, 2016, 08:13:52 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2016, 08:06:14 PM
When was the last good movie that had DeNiro in it anyway?

Probably Silver Linings Playbook although I'm told that Joy is good as well.
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« Reply #652 on: January 22, 2016, 08:26:08 PM »

Quote from: Johnny English on January 22, 2016, 08:13:52 PM
Probably Silver Linings Playbook although I'm told that Joy is good as well.

Maybe I should rephrase my question. His last movie where he gave a great performance? He was alright in that movie, and it was a good movie, but he's become a bit overrated I think.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #653 on: January 22, 2016, 08:45:19 PM »

Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2016, 08:26:08 PM
Maybe I should rephrase my question. His last movie where he gave a great performance?

Meet the Parents
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« Reply #654 on: January 22, 2016, 09:01:52 PM »

Quote from: Badger on January 22, 2016, 08:45:19 PM
Meet the Parents

That's what I was thinking.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #655 on: January 22, 2016, 09:24:01 PM »
De Niro's not overrated.  He's just making excrement movies.  He's lining his pockets.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #656 on: January 22, 2016, 09:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on January 22, 2016, 08:06:14 PM
When was the last good movie that had DeNiro in it anyway?

Still with that racist shtick, you just hate his choice in women and think it gives you the right to criticize his work. I bet you didn't think he deserved an Oscar for carrying Rocky and Bullwinkle.
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« Reply #657 on: January 22, 2016, 09:52:57 PM »
Deniro, I think just working for the money right now. To be honest I don't think he's getting those plumb roles like he used to.

 His legend status is complete no matter how many stinkers he makes. If you take his top 5 performances and/or movies there are maybe 3 or 4 actors that could rival that.
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« Reply #658 on: January 23, 2016, 02:13:07 AM »
De Niro rightfully got nominated for Silver Linings Playbook.  He gave a great performance.  Y'all are crazy.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #659 on: January 23, 2016, 01:07:15 PM »
If I was Bob DeNiro I would take a role for a few million to get drunk and see a bunch of naked chicks in Florida too
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