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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #571 on: October 04, 2015, 11:20:56 PM »
Watched Oculus tonight. Don't bother. It had a couple of good ideas, but it failed to follow through on them and decided to just be a cliched mess before just giving up on the ending.
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« Reply #572 on: October 05, 2015, 05:25:47 AM »
^Just like the trailer promised.

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« Reply #573 on: October 07, 2015, 09:13:40 PM »
that Goosebumps movie is an embarrassment to the franchise. Doesn't even look scary
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« Reply #574 on: October 08, 2015, 10:40:10 AM »
that Goosebumps movie is an embarrassment to the franchise. Doesn't even look scary

Silly, somewhat scary stories for children.  It's a cash grab that nobody asked for.  I will not even watch it by accident on HBO in a couple years.

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« Reply #575 on: October 08, 2015, 11:16:15 AM »
It's getting good reviews
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« Reply #576 on: October 08, 2015, 11:25:02 AM »
It's getting good reviews

What's the demographic though?  The trailers and lol CGI look awful.

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« Reply #577 on: October 08, 2015, 11:30:18 AM »
The demographic is my children.  They watched a bunch of the shitty TV ones this summer and couldn't get enough.

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« Reply #578 on: October 08, 2015, 11:32:07 AM »
What's the demographic though?  The trailers and lol CGI look awful.

It's a kid's movie. 
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« Reply #579 on: October 08, 2015, 11:37:22 AM »
It's a kid's movie. 

Well, that's fine then.  When I was a kid I liked some terrible excrement too.

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« Reply #580 on: October 08, 2015, 11:59:06 AM »

Well, that's fine then.  When I was a kid I liked some terrible excrement too.

Ok, but this is getting legitimately good reviews.  It's apparently not terrible excrement.  The way it's being talked about, the B movie aspect is part of the charm.

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« Reply #581 on: October 09, 2015, 05:03:27 AM »
A movie so crappy it's good. I went and saw the Rifftrax crew shot on this movie live.
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« Reply #582 on: October 17, 2015, 12:35:59 AM »
watched Knock Knock on the bus trip tonight...holy excrement.  Eli Roth continues his streak of suckage.
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« Reply #583 on: October 17, 2015, 06:42:27 AM »
I attempted to watch Focus on a plane yesterday... I could only get through half of it before I had to shut it off. I know it got some decent reviews but there is nothing good about it and I'm pretty sure whoever wrote it thinks they're a fuckin' genius
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« Reply #584 on: October 17, 2015, 08:11:27 AM »
watched Knock Knock on the bus trip tonight...holy excrement.  Eli Roth continues his streak of suckage.

Lol Clown was a great bad movie . Although I think he only executive produced that

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