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Miamipuck

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« Reply #555 on: August 06, 2015, 03:25:48 PM »
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« Reply #556 on: August 06, 2015, 03:38:19 PM »
We didn't know it as Over the Top. My brother and I just referred to it as "eeeuuuuughhhhhhuuuhhhh!"
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« Reply #557 on: August 06, 2015, 03:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on August 06, 2015, 03:16:00 PM
No it freaking wasn't. You know what was though? Tango &amp; Cash. That movie was ace.
I saw Tango &amp; Cash in the theater....4 honks

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« Reply #558 on: August 06, 2015, 03:54:45 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #559 on: August 07, 2015, 08:27:54 AM »
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This movie is like being at a party. This one stoned guy you barely know has been telling you a story for an hour straight, with little to no thruline; most of it is connected by "and then...and then...and then..." You think it's about food, or something. He also keeps introducing new people in the story, except without really telling you anything about them other than their name. It keeps dragging on...and then...and then...

A fight breaks out in the kitchen, but you're not exactly sure over what. By the time everyone's realized it's started, it's over, and the two belligerents have been kicked out.

You grab another beer. The stoned guy resumes his place beside you. "Anyways," he says, "that's why I haven't had anything to eat today."
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #560 on: August 09, 2015, 12:09:13 AM »
Holy excrement just watched the single worst movie ever, Piranhaconda. Luckily I only watched in between commercials of the Last Samurai. It's worse than it sounds.
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« Reply #561 on: September 09, 2015, 11:36:05 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #562 on: September 10, 2015, 05:34:06 AM »
At least now it won't be gay to beat off to Road House.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #563 on: September 10, 2015, 07:46:47 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on September 09, 2015, 11:36:05 PM
http://variety.com/2015/film/news/ronda-rousey-road-house-reboot-1201567956/

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I heard this yesterday and locked a random baby in the car 2pm in the afternoon, it was sunny and hot. I hope he boiled like my blood.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #564 on: September 10, 2015, 08:23:02 AM »
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« Reply #565 on: September 10, 2015, 08:34:58 AM »
This remake is going to be worse than the Point Break remake. What next? They're going to remake Youngblood, starring Justin Bieber.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #566 on: September 10, 2015, 08:54:33 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on September 10, 2015, 08:34:58 AM
This remake is going to be worse than the Point Break remake. What next? They're going to remake Youngblood, starring Justin Bieber.

I watched Youngblood for the first time ever last week.


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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #567 on: September 10, 2015, 09:04:17 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 10, 2015, 08:54:33 AM
I watched Youngblood for the first time ever last week.


/real talk

Did you like it? It was a fun movie back in the day.

True story, Eric Nestorenko was the Hockey advisor for this movie. They asked him how difficult was it teaching Rob Lowe how to play hockey. His reply was, "It was like teaching Sheryl Tieg's how to play linebacker." I love that quote.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #568 on: September 10, 2015, 09:07:32 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on September 10, 2015, 09:04:17 AM
Did you like it? It was a fun movie back in the day.

True story, Eric Nestorenko was the Hockey advisor for this movie. They asked him how difficult was it teaching Rob Lowe how to play hockey. His reply was, "It was like teaching Sheryl Tieg's how to play linebacker." I love that quote.

I liked it.  Cynthia's Gibb's funbags were a nice touch.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #569 on: September 10, 2015, 09:15:45 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on September 10, 2015, 09:07:32 AM
I liked it.  Cynthia's Gibb's funbags were a nice touch.

Yeah she was pretty good looking.
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