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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #540 on: August 06, 2015, 11:49:54 AM »
I walked out of The Grinch with Jim Carey, that sucked balls compared to the Xmas classic.
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« Reply #541 on: August 06, 2015, 02:02:55 PM »
I don't think I've ever walked out of a theatre early, but I shut off Garden State about halfway through. I couldn't watch one more minute of that garbage.

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« Reply #542 on: August 06, 2015, 02:47:50 PM »
My brother and I walked out of Daylight. That movie was god awful.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #543 on: August 06, 2015, 02:49:39 PM »
My brother and I walked out of Daylight. That movie was god awful.

Stallone Daylight?

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« Reply #544 on: August 06, 2015, 02:49:52 PM »
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« Reply #545 on: August 06, 2015, 02:52:36 PM »
Wow there's a lot of Stallone movies you can say that about. He's made some really excrement movies.
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« Reply #546 on: August 06, 2015, 03:05:07 PM »
Wow there's a lot of Stallone movies you can say that about. He's made some really excrement movies.

He made Rocky, he has a lifetime free pass to make excrement movies in my book.

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #547 on: August 06, 2015, 03:08:20 PM »




oh excrement...i thought this was the good movies thread.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #548 on: August 06, 2015, 03:09:12 PM »
^ I was getting ready to say that Over The Top was good.

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« Reply #549 on: August 06, 2015, 03:16:00 PM »
No it freaking wasn't. You know what was though? Tango & Cash. That movie was ace.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #550 on: August 06, 2015, 03:20:39 PM »
No love for Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot?
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« Reply #551 on: August 06, 2015, 03:21:56 PM »
No it freaking wasn't. You know what was though? Tango & Cash. That movie was ace.

Tango and Cash is one of the classic examples of a "it's so bad, it's good" movie.

I was going to add Big Trouble in Little China to that, but that's good in every facet.
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« Reply #552 on: August 06, 2015, 03:22:28 PM »
How could I forget Rambo?

Over the Top was good to me, but I was a kid then, so I just liked macho-type movies.

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« Reply #553 on: August 06, 2015, 03:23:32 PM »
How could I forget Rambo?

Over the Top was good to me, but I was a kid then, so I just liked macho-type movies.

Which Rambo? A couple were utter dreck.
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« Reply #554 on: August 06, 2015, 03:25:04 PM »
Which Rambo? A couple were utter dreck.

First 2.

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