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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #465 on: May 24, 2015, 10:14:26 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on May 24, 2015, 10:11:19 AM
The hot chick that has most of the lines in the trailer is Eli Roth's wife. What a coincidence.

He's 43 and she's 23.  I'm sure that will work out. 
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #466 on: May 24, 2015, 10:38:39 AM »
It's like he tried to make the worst parody of Hard Candy possible.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #467 on: May 24, 2015, 06:56:25 PM »
Tomorrowland wasn't as bad as suggested.  It simply existed.
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« Reply #468 on: May 26, 2015, 07:34:17 PM »
The Point Break remake looks awful. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncvFAm4kYCo
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #469 on: May 26, 2015, 07:36:02 PM »
Lol why?
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #470 on: May 26, 2015, 07:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 26, 2015, 07:34:17 PM
The Point Break remake looks awful. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncvFAm4kYCo

First comment in the YouTube thread says it all.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #471 on: May 26, 2015, 08:07:20 PM »
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #472 on: May 26, 2015, 09:08:38 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 26, 2015, 07:34:17 PM
The Point Break remake looks awful. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncvFAm4kYCo
Was the original the one where they robbed banks with the Nixon masks and we're all surfers? With like Kurt Russell or Patrick Swayze or some excrement?

Haven't seen that movie on TV in like 20 years
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #473 on: May 26, 2015, 09:35:59 PM »
Quote from: Badger on May 26, 2015, 08:07:20 PM
My thoughts exactly.

Because apparently kids are less inclined to watch a movie that's nearly 25 years old, and so the studios can make a excrement ton of money taking a great movie and remaking it so that an entirely new generation can shell out ten bucks a head to watch it despite the original almost certainly being superior.

There are two types of people in this world. People who think that the original Point Break is an incredible movie, and people who haven't seen the original Point Break.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #474 on: May 26, 2015, 10:02:35 PM »
Why the freak would they remake Point Break?
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« Reply #475 on: May 26, 2015, 10:04:11 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on May 26, 2015, 10:02:35 PM
Why the freak would they remake Point Break?

Because apparently kids are less inclined to watch a movie that's nearly 25 years old, and so the studios can make a excrement ton of money taking a great movie and remaking it so that an entirely new generation can shell out ten bucks a head to watch it despite the original almost certainly being superior.
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« Reply #476 on: May 26, 2015, 10:05:01 PM »
But why a remake?
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« Reply #477 on: May 26, 2015, 10:18:28 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on May 26, 2015, 10:05:01 PM
But why a remake?

Because apparently kids are less inclined to watch a movie that's nearly 25 years old, and so the studios can make a excrement ton of money taking a great movie and remaking it so that an entirely new generation can shell out ten bucks a head to watch it despite the original almost certainly being superior.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #478 on: May 26, 2015, 10:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Johnny English on May 26, 2015, 10:18:28 PM
Because apparently kids are less inclined to watch a movie that's nearly 25 years old, and so the studios can make a excrement ton of money taking a great movie and remaking it so that an entirely new generation can shell out ten bucks a head to watch it despite the original almost certainly being superior.

But why male models?
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #479 on: May 26, 2015, 10:31:13 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on May 26, 2015, 10:19:16 PM
But why male models?

Because apparently..... nah. No idea.
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