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Ignatius J Reilly

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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #450 on: May 21, 2015, 06:05:06 PM »
freak.  That's what my daughter wanted to do for her birthday party.  I now have a bunch of tickets to take kids to see a smarmy magical realist disaster.
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« Reply #451 on: May 21, 2015, 06:22:19 PM »

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on May 21, 2015, 06:05:06 PM
freak.  That's what my daughter wanted to do for her birthday party.  I now have a bunch of tickets to take kids to see a smarmy magical realist disaster.

The power of positive thinking will save you.
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« Reply #452 on: May 21, 2015, 06:27:46 PM »
Adam Sandler's new movie looks like it could be his worst decision in a long line of bad decisions. 
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« Reply #453 on: May 21, 2015, 06:41:38 PM »

Quote from: Heismanberg on May 21, 2015, 06:27:46 PM
Adam Sandler's new movie looks like it could be his worst decision in a long line of bad decisions.

Is that the one where Indians walked off because they got "offended"?
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« Reply #454 on: May 21, 2015, 06:47:43 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on May 21, 2015, 06:41:38 PM
Is that the one where Indians walked off because they got "offended"?

No, but that will probably be awful too.  It's this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOcWZOQL5M
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Ignatius J Reilly

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« Reply #455 on: May 22, 2015, 09:51:51 AM »

Quote from: Heismanberg on May 21, 2015, 06:27:46 PM
Adam Sandler's new movie looks like it could be his worst decision in a long line of bad decisions.

Perfectly fine short.  Never should have been a feature.
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« Reply #456 on: May 22, 2015, 09:52:36 AM »

Quote from: Badger on May 21, 2015, 06:22:19 PM
The power of positive thinking will save you.

The reviews aren't actually THAT bad as a whole.  Hopefully it's one of those enjoyable crap movies.
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« Reply #457 on: May 22, 2015, 10:02:42 AM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 21, 2015, 06:47:43 PM
No, but that will probably be awful too.  It's this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOcWZOQL5M

That actually looks like it could be quite good fun.
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« Reply #458 on: May 22, 2015, 10:04:12 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on May 22, 2015, 10:02:42 AM
That actually looks like it could be quite good fun.

Stay seated on that couch you slept on.
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« Reply #459 on: May 23, 2015, 03:09:03 PM »
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« Reply #460 on: May 23, 2015, 10:21:28 PM »
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« Reply #461 on: May 23, 2015, 11:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Heismanberg on May 23, 2015, 10:21:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mEwjePqdrY

CHOCOLATE WITH SPRINKLES!

Everything about this trailer is terrible...
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« Reply #462 on: May 23, 2015, 11:49:47 PM »

Quote from: Laxin on May 23, 2015, 11:24:38 PM
Everything about this trailer is terrible...

The boobs were ok.
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Re: Crap Movies
« Reply #463 on: May 24, 2015, 07:23:10 AM »
Eli Roth please eat a bullet.
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« Reply #464 on: May 24, 2015, 10:11:19 AM »

Quote from: Badger on May 23, 2015, 11:49:47 PM
The boobs were ok.

The hot chick that has most of the lines in the trailer is Eli Roth's wife. What a coincidence.
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