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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #195 on: March 12, 2014, 09:24:10 AM »
Quote from: PF4JETS on March 11, 2014, 08:37:56 PM
I don't know what is funnier, you guys talking about your doogies at length (no pun intended) or me reading thru the whole thread.   :o

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #196 on: March 12, 2014, 04:00:24 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on March 12, 2014, 12:31:17 AM
Had cobra soup and cobra belly over rice for lunch. I'm writing this on the toilet as my bowels are unleashing hell.

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #197 on: March 20, 2014, 07:48:59 AM »
I didn't go for 2 days I just took one that could fill a 5 gallon bucket, it was a gigantic dump.

It was like giving birth, so I named it Darryl.
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<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #198 on: March 20, 2014, 08:02:19 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 20, 2014, 07:48:59 AM
I didn't go for 2 days I just took one that could fill a 5 gallon bucket, it was a gigantic dump.

It was like giving birth, so I named it Darryl.

i'm sure you'll breastfeed.
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"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #199 on: March 20, 2014, 08:14:52 AM »
I had buffalo wild wings last night. This morning is painful
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #200 on: March 20, 2014, 08:24:43 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 20, 2014, 08:02:19 AM
i'm sure you'll breastfeed.

hahahah it already looks like Kellen Clemens.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #201 on: March 20, 2014, 08:25:10 AM »
Quote from: Pope on March 20, 2014, 08:14:52 AM
I had buffalo wild wings last night. This morning is painful

more painful than the Vick tattoo
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #202 on: March 21, 2014, 01:30:23 PM »
I freaking hate my work bathroom. disgusting. and what the freak is with dudes trying to make small talk in there? I barely say hello to you in the office, just shut the freak up for 20 seconds of your life and keep your eyes on the ground.

some days I'd rather pee my pants than go in there to take a leak.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #203 on: March 21, 2014, 01:46:57 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 21, 2014, 01:30:23 PM
I freaking hate my work bathroom. disgusting. and what the freak is with dudes trying to make small talk in there? I barely say hello to you in the office, just shut the freak up for 20 seconds of your life and keep your eyes on the ground.

some days I'd rather pee my pants than go in there to take a leak.

My boss's friend (works on our floor with his own company) always tries to make small talk if we run into each other in the bathroom.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #204 on: March 24, 2014, 09:11:34 AM »
So last night before bed I took a pee that caused me to contemplate for a minute what kind of horrible disease I must have before I remembered I had a beet salad with dinner.

Then this morning I took a dump that looked like Barney the Dinosaur.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #205 on: March 26, 2014, 01:23:39 PM »
Asparagus makes my poop green.  Go jets!

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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #206 on: March 28, 2014, 08:27:51 AM »
Tim Horton's coffee mixed with the calamari salad i ate last night. 


ooooh boy.  People WILL suffer.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #207 on: April 02, 2014, 07:52:48 AM »
Had blueberry muffins yesterday.  Looks like I killed a smurf in the crapper.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #208 on: April 02, 2014, 08:03:56 AM »
Some poopchute just lit up the bathroom.  I walked by the open door and it smells like someone excrement sweat.
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Re: The Latrine
« Reply #209 on: April 02, 2014, 08:28:15 AM »
Oh no he killed the smell of blueberry scented poo!
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